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parmenion
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Often people say: ok you're incredible but what are you doing for living ?

I'm a serial killer

And you what do you answer ?
“I love talking about nothing. It is the only thing I know anything about.”
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Gee, I always wondered why I didn't see Captain Crunch on television any more...
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
Father Photius
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Do you prefer to use flakes or toasty O's?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
MAGICofSeth
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I like to respond with:

I learned this on "work release", when I get out I'll start hunting for a "real" job.
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"Beleive it or not, entertaining little pieces of crap like you is what I do for a living....."
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Quality magic products for the working professional.
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I asked, "What do you do for a living?"

The response I got was a very straight, "I'm a Jet Driver."

I thought this sounded cool, "For which company are you a Jet Driver?"

"Roto Rooter."
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

Tom Hornikel
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Dynamike
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You must be coo coo for coa coa puffs.
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I'm actually one of the guys that bends the sides of the staples so you can put them in your stapler and connect things together. Without my work all of your projects would be a pile of unatached papers with needles on top.
You can thank me later.
Ephes. 2:8-9



For by GRACE are ye saved through faith; and that NOT OF YOURSELVES: it is the gift of God: NOT OF WORKS, lest any man should boast.
Dynamike
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What in the world?

:confused: Smile Smile
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