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Name something unexpectingly funny that can happen during your performance.



A child stands up and says out loud to the magician "Help me pee."
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Lol hand the child a Cup but not one of your good chop cups or get him some slush powder
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John Cleese could walk on stage and do his Ministy of Stupid Walks bit..
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A magician slipped and fell on a banana after his Vanishing Bandanda act.
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A magician with a little bit of a belly gets a child in the audience screaming after every vanish, "I know how you did that... you ate it!"

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On 2008-06-22 19:51, magic4u02 wrote:
A magician with a little bit of a belly gets a child in the audience screaming after every vanish, "I know how you did that... you ate it!"

Kyle

LOL Good one LOL

Magician tries to pull his rabbit out of his hat, but pulls out a skunk and gets squirt.
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Mike: My brother is also a magician and when he had a bit of a gutt this actually happened to him when I was assisting him. lol Poor guy lol I was trying not to laugh but it was just funny.

When having the kids pet the rabbit you just produced one little kid says to you, "Can I have the rabbit.... you can just make another one."
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A magician passes out all but one of the rings out to be examined. A kid stands up and say "Can I see the one with the opening you are holding?'
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During his Vanishing Pop Tart routine, have one catch fire.
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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The magician blows up a 360 balloon. He looses control of it. It lands in someone's food.
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You have a helper come up to do your guillitine illusion with you. When they are placed in the stocks, you notice his hair falls off into your basket. hehe
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A magician is holding his rabbit. The rabbit thumps his feet hard between the magician's legs.
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When producing a dove for a children's birthdayparty, the dove flies into the ceiling fan and feathers go everywhere. Breakfast into that snowstorm in China routine you close with. Leave before vacuuming.
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Some spills blue dye on Kyle's jacket during the show. Kyle is stunned, not knowing what to say.
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His jacket begins to turn purple....
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Kyle freaks out and runs around the room screaming "My life is over. over its all over!!"
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Photius and Kyle unexpectingly showed up to perform at the same show.
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We said funny Mike.. Not stuff that cuases people to get sick. lol

You are at a kid's show and realize all the kids have names that you can not possibly remember let alone say. So thinking fast you get out "hellow my name is" stickers and write Bob on all of them. You then give them to every kid at the party.

PS: yes I have done this before. lol
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An agent gets a call for a stripper at one location and a assistant at a different location. Both got mixed up and arrived the wrong areas. The husbands are cheering for the stipper at suppose to be magic show. The wives are upset.
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You reach into your hat and produce a ded rabbit dripping blood.
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