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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
Name something unexpectingly funny that can happen during your performance.
A child stands up and says out loud to the magician "Help me pee." |
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The Donster Inner circle 4817 Posts |
Lol hand the child a Cup but not one of your good chop cups or get him some slush powder
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spatlind Special user still moving 863 Posts |
John Cleese could walk on stage and do his Ministy of Stupid Walks bit..
Actions lie louder than words - Carolyn Wells
I believe in God, only I spell it Nature - Frank Lloyd Wright. |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
A magician slipped and fell on a banana after his Vanishing Bandanda act.
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts |
A magician with a little bit of a belly gets a child in the audience screaming after every vanish, "I know how you did that... you ate it!"
Kyle
Kyle Peron
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
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On 2008-06-22 19:51, magic4u02 wrote: LOL Good one LOL Magician tries to pull his rabbit out of his hat, but pulls out a skunk and gets squirt. |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts |
Mike: My brother is also a magician and when he had a bit of a gutt this actually happened to him when I was assisting him. lol Poor guy lol I was trying not to laugh but it was just funny.
When having the kids pet the rabbit you just produced one little kid says to you, "Can I have the rabbit.... you can just make another one."
Kyle Peron
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
A magician passes out all but one of the rings out to be examined. A kid stands up and say "Can I see the one with the opening you are holding?'
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts |
During his Vanishing Pop Tart routine, have one catch fire.
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
The magician blows up a 360 balloon. He looses control of it. It lands in someone's food.
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts |
You have a helper come up to do your guillitine illusion with you. When they are placed in the stocks, you notice his hair falls off into your basket. hehe
Kyle Peron
http://www.kylekellymagic.com Entertainers Product Site http://kpmagicproducts.com Join Our Facebook Fan Page at http://facebook.com/perondesign |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
A magician is holding his rabbit. The rabbit thumps his feet hard between the magician's legs.
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Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts |
When producing a dove for a children's birthdayparty, the dove flies into the ceiling fan and feathers go everywhere. Breakfast into that snowstorm in China routine you close with. Leave before vacuuming.
Robert Haas
Magic Enhancer Quality magic products for the working professional. www.MagicEnhancer.com |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
Some spills blue dye on Kyle's jacket during the show. Kyle is stunned, not knowing what to say.
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Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts |
His jacket begins to turn purple....
Robert Haas
Magic Enhancer Quality magic products for the working professional. www.MagicEnhancer.com |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts |
Kyle freaks out and runs around the room screaming "My life is over. over its all over!!"
Kyle Peron
http://www.kylekellymagic.com Entertainers Product Site http://kpmagicproducts.com Join Our Facebook Fan Page at http://facebook.com/perondesign |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
Photius and Kyle unexpectingly showed up to perform at the same show.
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts |
We said funny Mike.. Not stuff that cuases people to get sick. lol
You are at a kid's show and realize all the kids have names that you can not possibly remember let alone say. So thinking fast you get out "hellow my name is" stickers and write Bob on all of them. You then give them to every kid at the party. PS: yes I have done this before. lol
Kyle Peron
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
An agent gets a call for a stripper at one location and a assistant at a different location. Both got mixed up and arrived the wrong areas. The husbands are cheering for the stipper at suppose to be magic show. The wives are upset.
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Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts |
You reach into your hat and produce a ded rabbit dripping blood.
Robert Haas
Magic Enhancer Quality magic products for the working professional. www.MagicEnhancer.com |
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