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I enjoy the six card repeat and am working on the idea of, each time I count the cards, I count them in a different way. For example...

I have...one, two, three, four, five and six!
In Spanish...uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco and seis!
In Indonesia...satu, dua, tiga, empat, lima and
In binary....1, 10, 11, 100, 101 and 110!
In golf...one, two, three, FORE, five and six
In latin...eye, eye eye, eye eye eye, eye vee, vee, vee eye.
In tasmania/poland/ireland....one, two...err...let me start again...um one?
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Now don't go too far, Tasmanians can count better than that... after all two heads are better than one.
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I sometimes do a joke when performing for children where I claim I can count to 10 in French. Then I count in English with a dodgy French accent. Stupid but gets a laugh.

1-6

in Nasa: 6,5,4,3,2,1
in Magpie: sorrow,joy,girl,boy,silver, gold
in Highlander: there shall be only 1
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In KOREAN (spelled phoenetically): Hana, Duel, Set, Net, Tassot, Yassot.

You can always count in Roman Numerals and when you get to "5" hold up a "v". might be funny.

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Robert speaks Korean!!?? Ok that just freaked me out a bit. learn something new every day.

Could also sount in pig-Latin. That could be fun.

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Japanese, Ichi, ni ,san, shi, go, ro

And to steal from Mac King, in Belgian. Unskin, dunskin, threeskin, five...
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In NASA it would be.. 6....5.....4....3...2...1
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For Kyle it's 1, 2, ummmmmm, 3, ummmmmmmmm, 4? 4 or 5 I can't remember!

And Yes, I speak FLUENT Korean. I went to the Department of Defense Language institute and was stationed in Korea for 2 years. Photius speaks Japanese because, well, he's just cool!
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But did Rob learn any cool Korean Kung-Fu moves he can teach us?
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I learned the art of Ka-Ching while in Korea.

(pulls out shotgun))

Ka-ching!
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Oh that was a good one. I bet Robby boy spent all night and all week just planning this joke and waiting to spring it on us. good job Rob. Now go and yell at some trees. lol
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My favorite trees to yell at are oaktrees for some reason. They look the most like my wacker soldiers I have.
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Um yeah ok. You just go and yell at those trees all day long rob. Let us know how it goes. Hope one of the trees yells back at you some day. So do you like get mad it is drops an acorn or a leaf while you are yelling at it?
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No, but we did paint faces on the trees once. It's amazing the things that they make you do in Drill Sergeant School. True story. Lol.
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Ok so let me get this straight. You got paint and painted a face on a tree and then began to yell at it for hours? Um folks can't you see this poor man needs our help? Stop counting your 6 cards and count out 6 dollars instead to send to this poor lad. He pants faces on trees and yells at them. Pathetic.. and I pay tax money for this?
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Hehehehe. I pay taxes too so I support my own mental retardation...lol.

I loved Drill Sergeant school. There is nothing more enjoyable for me then yelling at a Private for the first time and watch them shake because they're so scared. I love it.
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Yeah but can you make them doody in the own pants? Now THAT is skill.
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Not by yelling- Only by punching them real hard in the stomach. Lol.
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Oh so they let you actually punch these poor and hope-less lads? hey sign me up. lol Now let me count how many punches have landed.. 1...2...3...4...5..6. Now if I punch them 3 times.. I still get to punch them 1..2...3..4..5..6 times.
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Then you have to even it all out with 1...2....3...4...5...6 kicks.
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