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This is the official discussion thread for the Red Jacket of Mystery as worn by Red Jacket of Mystery wearer, Kyle.
Ephes. 2:8-9
For by GRACE are ye saved through faith; and that NOT OF YOURSELVES: it is the gift of God: NOT OF WORKS, lest any man should boast. |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts |
OMG I have reached the highest level of stardom. My own RJOM has become its own thread. (pun intended) WAHOOOOO yes yes yes is there really anything better then that? My life is complete. Celebration time.
If anyone has any questions behind the power that is known as the Red Jacket of Mystery, please ask them here. I will answer them one at a time as throughly as I can. Please just leave a sacrafice or nice donation on your way out. Let the questions and discussion begin. Kyle RJOM Owner and Manager
Kyle Peron
http://www.kylekellymagic.com Entertainers Product Site http://kpmagicproducts.com Join Our Facebook Fan Page at http://facebook.com/perondesign |
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Lyndel Inner circle wrote the theme to the TV show COPS! 1623 Posts |
So Kyle, How does it feel for your jacket to be more famous than you are?
I imagine that one day, when your RJOM has served its purpose, it will be donated to Goodwill or some other deserving charity and will eventually wind up in the possesion of a street person who sleeps in a back alley somewhere in PA. At least its legend will live on... Can you imagine some wino panhandling unsuspecting motorists wearing that thing? Lyndel |
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts |
Kyle,
Please tell us of how you came to own the RJOM. |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts |
Yeah wait a second here. I have been in magic over 22 years and my jacket um maybe like 6 or 7. Why is it now more famous then I am. Geesh. Well maybe I can be its manager and get some money that way. hmmmm Hmm he notion of a whino wearing that red jacket and wearing a sign saying "i will take this off if you give me food" just scares me a lot Lyndel. lol
Larry: Awwww the story behind the RJOM. It is such a good one. let me explain. I was lost and in uncharted waters tring to find that magical outfit that just would complete me and make me different and unique and um er special. yeah special. I tried other jackets and such but they just dod not um...er...speak to me. Soooo I went down to center city Philadelphia and walking around there my wife and I found this shop. Not just any shop. It was a shop that.. how can I out this.. um fine young black gentelmen like to go to to get threads for walking the town.. ok basically a pimp store of sorts. lol I walked in and man it looked like the color factory blew up. they had jackets and pants and shirts in every loud color you could imagine. I started looking around and there it was. OMG I shouted... the RJOM stood there. As I reached out for it he heavons opened up and angels descended and harps started to play... ok ok maybe it was just the muzak. lol But it was cool. The connection was there. It longed for me to try it on and it fit so nice. As I placed it on I felt this magical power overcme me. This feeling of confidence and strength.. maybe it was because it was on sale. lol I got it, took it home and taught it everything it knows. people come from miles around to see he RJOM. They may not remember me by name but they all in this area knwo the man with the red jacket. That is the story of its humble beginnings. Kyle
Kyle Peron
http://www.kylekellymagic.com Entertainers Product Site http://kpmagicproducts.com Join Our Facebook Fan Page at http://facebook.com/perondesign |
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Lyndel Inner circle wrote the theme to the TV show COPS! 1623 Posts |
Humble begginings indeed...
Who would have thought that just a few years later, it would spawn an entire legion of followers!? |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts |
Hehehehe nice Lyndel.. REAL nice. Man it brings tears to my eyes to see so many great fans in he RJOM fan club. I will have to send them all RJOM Fan Club stickers. The medals that they wear are for those who have not taken their jacket off for more then a week.
Kyle Owner of the RJOM
Kyle Peron
http://www.kylekellymagic.com Entertainers Product Site http://kpmagicproducts.com Join Our Facebook Fan Page at http://facebook.com/perondesign |
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Lyndel Inner circle wrote the theme to the TV show COPS! 1623 Posts |
...And although you claim to have "found" your RJOM in an urban hip-hop store...
The truth has surfaced... Your un-natural bovine breeding habits that you use to produce the hue of material required to produce RJOM's must be stopped! |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts |
Ok now HOW did you infiltrate our um..er.... performing reharsal area? huh huh? Darn I new that cow looked fake. Should have known it was a fake camera cow from the weird noise and flashes it was making.
PS: Do you know how hard it is to get cows to blush?
Kyle Peron
http://www.kylekellymagic.com Entertainers Product Site http://kpmagicproducts.com Join Our Facebook Fan Page at http://facebook.com/perondesign |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts |
LOL...It's true! Mad Cow Disease has come to the United States! I knew this thread would unravel soon!!!
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts |
Well you would get mad to if you were a cow and realized what I was up to. lol
Kyle Peron
http://www.kylekellymagic.com Entertainers Product Site http://kpmagicproducts.com Join Our Facebook Fan Page at http://facebook.com/perondesign |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts |
Leave it to Kyle to milk a gag.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Too bad he just doesn't gag on the milk
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts |
Kyle generally does because his jacket curdles the mile he's drinking.
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts |
Chocolate milk from a chocolate cow!
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Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts |
LMAO. This is toooo funny. Lyndel, you're hilarious. Hehhehehehehe.
I think the cow is on it's period!
Robert Haas
Magic Enhancer Quality magic products for the working professional. www.MagicEnhancer.com |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts |
No the cow is blushing from the attenton. Also Red cows give strawberry mik. =) Man it tels me a lot when I get my own thread geared at my magical attire. I know have have stooped to an all time low lol.
Kyle
Kyle Peron
http://www.kylekellymagic.com Entertainers Product Site http://kpmagicproducts.com Join Our Facebook Fan Page at http://facebook.com/perondesign |
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Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts |
Kyle, let me ask you this, as I think magicians around the world are wondering.....do you have a topit sewed into the RJOM?
Robert Haas
Magic Enhancer Quality magic products for the working professional. www.MagicEnhancer.com |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
I do not know if I should feel sorry for Kyle or feel sorry for the cow.
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Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts |
Lyndel,
I always laugh when I look at that picture. That is too funny.
Robert Haas
Magic Enhancer Quality magic products for the working professional. www.MagicEnhancer.com |
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