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Philemon Vanderbeck
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I know what you're thinking...

And yes, it is true... I _am_ evil. Smile

Okay, here's my official bio (or at least, the latest version of it):

I was reincarnated on 30 August 1965 at 12:25 a.m. in Greenock, Scotland. I moved to the Pacific Northwest 20+ years ago and picked up my first Tarot deck around the same time. Since then, I have been entertaining people by revealing the hidden influences in their lives.

I was the producer of the Internet broadcast show "Astrology Talk with Laura Gerking" on Talkspot.com, but now do private home parties and corporate events, both as a magician and a fortune-teller.

I am the founder of "The Lunatic Fringe," a group of seriously-disturbed minds residing in the Seattle area that meets during the darkness of the New Moon.

I also publish "OORT: A Newsletter for the Professional Cold-Reader."

Tremble and despair, ye mortals... Smile
Professor Philemon Vanderbeck
That Creepy Magician
"I use my sixth sense to create the illusion of possessing the other five."
BroDavid
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Uh, Ok, well Welcome anyway!

But you aren't so scarey - you gotta remember we have all been exposed to Ichazod for some time now Smile

So, like what do you do out there on those dark new moon nights? Do you sing "By the light of the Moon?" I can almost hear the chorus now "yada, yada ... of the silvery moooooon... "

But where does the name come from? Seems to me I read that name somewhere... Oh yes - The Bible! A Whole book of the Bible is called Philemon. Cool!

Hey friend glad you stopped in. I look forward to hearing what you have to say.

I saw that you were browsing earlier, and wondered about you. And now I know!

Welcome!

BroDavid
If you stand for nothing, you will fall for anything.
martinkaplan
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Philemon:

Welcome to the Cafe. I look forward to your posts and the opportunity to learn from your experiences.

-Marty
Michael Peterson
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Hello, I know of you. I found the cube quite fascinating. I look forward to your unique insight.


Smile
Peter Marucci
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Welcome aboard, Philemon.
Now, Ichazod, go get 'im! Smile
cheers,
Peter Marucci
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Steve Brooks
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Welcome to The Magic Cafe Philemon, I'm sure you will enjoy your time here. Besides, now Ichazod will have someone to talk with that isn't always screaming and running away. Smile Smile
"Always be you because nobody else can" - Steve Brooks
Dr. TORA
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Hi Philamon, Welcome to the Cafe. I am sure you will bring much difference to the Cafe. Wait and see, while having a sip from your cup. Smile Smile
Magically Yours,

OZLEN TUNCER /Dr.TORA

Have you visited my new Website in English, yet?

www.magictora.com or www.torasmagic.com
Merlyn of 8
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Hello and Welcome Philamon,
Glad to see that you have found us here at the Magic Cafe, hey isn't "Lunatic Fringe" the name of a rock band, Smile have a good time here on your visits and return often, there is plenty of good company here, enjoy!!
Smile Smile
Cheers,

Thomas Cleveland

"Life is a jurney,enjoy the jurney"
Philemon Vanderbeck
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Quote:
But you arent so scarey - you gotta remember we have all been exposed to Ichazod for some time now Smile

Ichazod? That young upstart!? I was summoning demons the same time he was still cowering from the ones under his bed! Smile

Quote:
So, like what do you do out there on those dark new moon nights? Do you sing "By the light of the Moon?" I can almost hear the chorus now "yada, yada ... of the silvery moooooon... "

Not likely. When the moon is new, there's no 'silver' to be found. Smile

Just don't ask what we do during a "Blood Moon" (Lunar Eclipse).

(There are some things that mortals were never met to know...)
Professor Philemon Vanderbeck
That Creepy Magician
"I use my sixth sense to create the illusion of possessing the other five."
Philemon Vanderbeck
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Dearest Martin, Ichazod, Peter, Steve, Tora & Merlyn,

Thank you kindly for the warm welcome.

I'll make sure you all have an even _warmer_ welcome when you finally visit my domain. Smile
Professor Philemon Vanderbeck
That Creepy Magician
"I use my sixth sense to create the illusion of possessing the other five."
Michael Peterson
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On 2002-03-07 11:31, Philemon wrote:
Ichazod? That young upstart!? I was summoning demons the same time he was still cowering from the ones under his bed! Smile


The only thing under my bed when I was young was my older brother, being that we didn't have bunk beds, it's a little hard to explain. Needless to say, I was not the one who was cowering. Smile


Welcome again Philemon, it's nice to have you among us.


Smile
Mya Angel
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Smile Hi Philemon! Smile

Welcome to the "Magic Cafe"

It's so nice that you decided to come visit!
And that's a big step too! Smile
We're sooo proud of you for making the decision to come here to get help and get involved in our "program". Smile

Now don't feel so bad about your past life, Smile
we've all made mistakes before, and I know we can help you. Smile

It may take some time, but before you know,
you'll be working kiddie show's with the best of them. Smile

Why just look at how we helped Ichazod, Smile
he's so much nicer/tammer now then he used to be,
(when we found him at the "home") Smile why he's even moderating. Smile

So you just be patient, come here often and before you know, you'll be a new person. Smile Smile

You'll be sooooo happy. Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile

Mya Smile
There is nothing that remains so constant as change. Don't end up like concrete, all mixed up and permanently set. Smile



He who slings mud will surely lose ground.
Peter Marucci
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Mya Angel writes: "Why just look at how we helped Ichazod."

Good Lord! What was he like BEFORE?

cheers,
Peter Marucci
showtimecol@aol.com
Philemon Vanderbeck
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The only thing under my bed when I was young was my older brother, being that we didn't have bunk beds, it's a little hard to explain. Needless to say, I was not the one who was cowering.


If it's hard to explain, can you at least send pictures? Smile
Professor Philemon Vanderbeck
That Creepy Magician
"I use my sixth sense to create the illusion of possessing the other five."
Philemon Vanderbeck
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Quote:
It may take some time, but before you know,
you'll be working kiddie show's with the best of them.


Believe it or not, I already do 'kiddie shows.'

After all, I believe in recruiting and corrupting them as soon as possible!

:devilish:
Professor Philemon Vanderbeck
That Creepy Magician
"I use my sixth sense to create the illusion of possessing the other five."
Telemus
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Philamon, Nice to see you here,
My "Ring of Fire" Brother!
See you soon Smile
Philemon Vanderbeck
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Greetings Telemus!

Of course, what I want to know is:

How come there are three medieval-style magicians that I know of in the Seattle area.

But _I_ was the one doing magic at the recent Lord of the Rings convention in Gig Harbor...?
Professor Philemon Vanderbeck
That Creepy Magician
"I use my sixth sense to create the illusion of possessing the other five."
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