LOL.

A man and his family walks into a talent agent's office and says "We're a family act. Give us two minutes of your time..."

....

(I think that's about as far as I can go with this one, without being banned from the Café)

Hehehehehe oh man. You KNOW you have hit the big time when people actually start creating jokes based n your magical attire. Nice one George. Me and my RJOM applaude you sir. lol

Kyle

Kyle comes walking down the street wearing the RJOM with a pig under his right arm, a cop sees this and says "Did you buy that?" The pig answers "yup"

Am I now the target for really bad magician jokes? lol

Kyle in the RJOM and dynamike go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment - the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods.
The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish.
As they're driving home they're really depressed. Kyle turns to Dynamike and says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred bucks?"
Then Dynamike says, "Wow! Then it's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"

Photius, don't mean to disappoint you, but you spelled your name wrong. You put my name instead.

What's the difference between Kyle in the RJOM and a carp?...
One is a bottom feeding scum and the other is a fish.

Well, get to work and start swimming. I'm sure will find a lot of rotten bait in the RJOM.

Did you hear there are no more cold drinks in Philly.

Kyle lost the recepie for ice.

You crack me up

lol nice one! I actually believe I saw that act live. "Kyle and Kids" was the name?

I wouldn't touch that red jacket with a barge pole after what they did to it.

Kyle, Photius, and Dynamike go out hunting. Photius goes out and in a bit comes back with a 30 point buck. "How did you get it?" Kyle asked. "Well I went out followed its tracks, then boom boom, I bagged the deer." Photius replied.

Then Dynamike went out and in a bit came back with a huge grizzly bear. "How did you get it?" Kyle asked. "Well I went out, followed its tracks, then boom boom, I bagged the bear." dynamike said.

So Kyle puts on the RJOM and with gun in hand takes off. After a couple of hours he crawls back to camp, bloody, badly beaten and bruised, his gun crushed, the RJOM in shreds. "What happened?" Photius and Dynamike asked.

Kyle says, "Well like you guys said, I went out and followed the tracks, then this train came down them and boom boom!"

Why is a magician so much like a deck of playing cards?

Because you need a heart to love him, a diamond to marry him, a club to SMASH HIS FRICKIN HEAD IN, and a spade to bury the bas*ard...

-- Topher

Did you hear about MAJIK MADERA, worlds' greatest Hunter/Magician? He could track anything just from it's prints.

One day he came across tracks he could not identify. He followed them all day, all night, through the meadow and into a deep, deep cave. Suddenly, he realized what kind of tracks they were, but it was too late.

And the train ran over him.



(Told this to KARRELL FOXX once who looked whistfully into space for a second before declaring: "I like it, it's Visual!") We miss you Karrell.

Mike,

Did you here the one about the magicians at Jeff McBride's workshop in Las Vegas? They stayed out of the topless bars, but went broke buying cheap magic supplies at Wal-Mart...

Hope you are doing well.

Dave

DAVE!!

Yeah we sure wasted our lives staying out of those bars. *(at least if our wives read this we'll still be alive).

Good thing OTHER magicians supported those girls for us or where would the Vegas economy be?

PS; Great Eugene Berger impression. Yea, how ironic we went to Vegas and went broke at WALMART.

Be Well, thanks

Mike

One day Photius found a Jeannie in a bottle. The Jeannie promised him 1 wish of anything he wanted. Photius said, "I want you to make me a road leading to Gay Blackstone." The Jeannie told him that is kinda hard, pick something different. Photius next said, "Make me a professional, intelligent and skillful magician like Dynamike. The Jeannie said, "Well, how do you want that road to Gay Blackstone, paved or cement?"