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Silvertongue Inner circle One day I will die leaving behind 2426 Posts |
Come on then you bunch of tosspots!!!
For as long as space exists,
And living beings remain in cyclic existence, For that long, may I too remain, to dispel the sufferings of the world. -Shantideva Engaging in the Conduct of a Bodhisattva |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts |
Who are you calling a tosspot, you pasty-faced weaselberry?
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Silvertongue Inner circle One day I will die leaving behind 2426 Posts |
Ooohhh TragicGeorge I'm scared, who are you meant to be the Ed Gain of panda's?
ST rushes in hitting TG with a barrage of punches directly to his fat nose. TG falls to to floor in tears calling for his mummy. ST then rips TG's stupid wig off then proceeds to stomp on his face whilst whispering ' who's a weaselberry now biatch?' TG loses 3 points NEXT!!!
For as long as space exists,
And living beings remain in cyclic existence, For that long, may I too remain, to dispel the sufferings of the world. -Shantideva Engaging in the Conduct of a Bodhisattva |
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Mark Rough Inner circle Ivy, Virginia 2110 Posts |
A quick knee to the groin leaves ST a quivering mass on the floor. Then a heal to the nose stills the quivering. Mark Raven says nothing and leaves the room.
What would Wavy do?
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Silvertongue Inner circle One day I will die leaving behind 2426 Posts |
That made me MAD!!!
What a punk, sneaking up from behind. ST walks back over to TG. He removes the rubber blade from his magicgorge and proceeds to carve the seal of Ashmedai on his chest. Sulphur fills the air as his fabled Silvertongue breaths ancient incantations into life, the Café stills as The Lord of All Demons explodes forth from TG's chest. Anyone wanting a piece of me now has to go through the possessed body of TragicGeorge. Come an av a go if ya think ya hard enough!!!
For as long as space exists,
And living beings remain in cyclic existence, For that long, may I too remain, to dispel the sufferings of the world. -Shantideva Engaging in the Conduct of a Bodhisattva |
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Vandy Grift Inner circle Milwaukee 3504 Posts |
If you're feeling froggy..leap. There ain't no fence around me.
"Get a life dude." -some guy in a magic forum
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Justin Style Inner circle 2010 Posts |
What you need is a good 'ol New York Biatch slapping!
Ba DOW Pow! BAMM! First thing I had for breakfast was some city roadies on Cervelos'...and now for lunch I think I'll smack you around a bit! BONK ZOWIE Chump... There ya go, wear those bruises like a badge of honor. Now get outta here before I smack down your girlfriend Georgie, just for the fun of it, and I actually like him! Hey now... I'm going back to the pool. |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts |
Ha ha ha. You fool. I did the old vent trick. That wasn't me you killed and reposessed just some dumb shmuck. He's not even a real person he's made out of rubber. Did you not think the fight was rather bouncy.
I was by the bar knocking nails into a pool cue. While you were incantatifying I shoved into one of your orifices and it came out aa freshly made one ,then I superglued your pasty face to a garbage truck, stapled sausages to your scrotum and drove the whole shebang into a rabid dog pound. While you're recovering, I'll be at the bar, chatting up your sister. TG |
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Justin Style Inner circle 2010 Posts |
Man, like sand flys at the beach...you pesky buggers don't know when to quit!
Forearm to the head...POW! Knee to the temple...UMPH! Elbow to the nose...OUCH! and just because I'm in a playfull mood...here's a Three Stooges eye poke followed by a face slap and then a hammer to the head followed with a kick to the Gonads... Oh what's that...Shrimp cocktail? Gotta go... |
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kregg Inner circle 1950 Posts |
After the familiar sound of somebody chambering a round is heard ... sobriety and decorum ensue.
POOF!
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Justin Style Inner circle 2010 Posts |
Well, that was fun while it lasted but now I think it's time to head over to the bar for a cold one!
L8R |
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nums Veteran user I have a life, or I would have more than 366 Posts |
I only fight with words... so with that in mind.......your MAMA.
Nuff said. NUMS |
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Josh Riel Inner circle of hell 1995 Posts |
I only fight with words too. Words like; Fists, teeth, hit you with something while your not looking. Those are words aren't they?
Anyway I take issue with our original poster who called everyone, and in so doing directly offended me, a "Tosspot". To him I say: I find insults offensive you *** *** spelunking Penguin ***.
Magic is doing improbable things with odd items that, under normal circumstances, would be unnessecary and quite often undesirable.
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kregg Inner circle 1950 Posts |
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On 2008-07-18 15:03, Justin Style wrote: Speaking of which, I'll be brewing up a fresh batch of English Pale Ale tomorrow.
POOF!
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Dr. Delusion Special user Eugene, Oregon. 733 Posts |
What in the heck is a tosspot ?? I know that here in Oregon we're a bit behind the times on a few things, but I've never heard of that one before.
Bob. |
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The Burnaby Kid Inner circle St. John's, Canada 3158 Posts |
Magicgeorge, the first time I saw your profile pic, I didn't notice the dagger, and as such I could have sworn you were in the middle of a disco dance pose, and that you were about to throw the same pose the other way.
JACK, the Jolly Almanac of Card Knavery, a free card magic resource for beginners.
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kcg5 Inner circle who wants four fried chickens and a coke 1868 Posts |
I am taking the jason bourne route. I have a rolled up magazine, and I'm ready. "I can here to do two things, kick some a$% and drink some beer. Looks like we are almost out of beer..."
Nobody expects the spanish inquisition!!!!!
"History will be kind to me, as I intend to write it"- Sir Winston Churchill |
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Aleister Killerby New user Sunny Australia 56 Posts |
"Ach, your nothin' but a silk-wearing buttercup"
-Groundskeeper Willy Beat that, you... you... Ah, who am I kidding. Aleister |
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Silvertongue Inner circle One day I will die leaving behind 2426 Posts |
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On 2008-07-18 22:11, Dr. Delusion wrote: Quick go look in a mirror you'll see a huge one.
For as long as space exists,
And living beings remain in cyclic existence, For that long, may I too remain, to dispel the sufferings of the world. -Shantideva Engaging in the Conduct of a Bodhisattva |
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Josh the Superfluous Inner circle The man of 1881 Posts |
STOP IT!!! YOU'RE KILLING EACH OTHER!!
What do you want in a site? "Honesty, integrity and decency." -Mike Doogan
"I hate it, I hate my ironic lovechild. I didn't even have anything to do with it" Josh #2 |
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