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Darryl Hutton
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Many years ago when I was 17, I was performing my dove act with a beauty queen, a new assistant. As each dove was produced , the assistant was to come onto the stage and retrieve it; however, she was distracted by one of the stagehands and never came out on cue.
Realizing she had missed her cue, I set the dove onto my shoulder. After I turned to reach for another prop, the audience began to laugh hysterically.

I thought I must have left my fly open , but after checking , that was not the problem.
After my act concluded , I discovered Dora the Dove had ***** down the back of my black tuxedo.

I was horrified to the point of getting a new assistant for the next performance. She might not have been as beautiful , but she did make her entrance on cue.
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That is why Johnny Thompson trained his doves to do that, it is funny.
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I like Kohl and Company's dove act as well. Although I don't think wiping bird stuff on a pretty girls back would go over well.
Maybe that's why I don't have any doves..I am sorry to hear that happened to you.
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Nuncinud is right, Johnny Thompson has made a career and become a living ledgend with that "bird shirt"
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On 2008-07-18 22:44, photius wrote:
Nuncinud is right, Johnny Thompson has made a career and become a living ledgend with that "bird shirt"


Not completely right... The bird isn't "trained" to poop on command. If you think it is, Johnny has succeeded in fooling you with a trick you didn't even know he was doing... Smile


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I know the bird does not do it, I've known Johnny a long time, but initially a bird did it to him, it got a big laugh and was left in once he figured out a method.
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Good thing you weren't producing elephants.
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