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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
Hi, magicians. My name is Mikey. I am 12. This is my first post. I'm not a magician. Tell me how you guys saw a lady in half without hurting her?
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gaddy Inner circle Agent of Chaos 3528 Posts |
Sorry, that's not how this forum works. If you look around, I am sure you'll find out how it's done - this information has been in the public domain for many, many years.
Wait a minute... This isn't your first post!
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Michael J. Douglas Inner circle WV, USA 1645 Posts |
It's an illusion, Mikey. You see, we actually do hurt her. The ones who can't keep quiet about the inner workings of magic usually get put on the "chopping block". We need new assistants regularly.
Michael J.
�Believe then, if you please, that I can do strange things.� --from Shakespeare�s �As You Like It� |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
I just got finished trying it on my sister, and now she's my half-sister.
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thepspdope Regular user With Roughly About 173 Posts |
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On 2008-07-21 12:49, Dynamike wrote: Who said it doesn't hurt? **** exposure sites with their false promises!
- just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they're not after you!
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You can't actually saw a lady in half, you have to seen a lady in half.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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tom_stamm Loyal user Los Angeles 248 Posts |
The secret is anything not on YouTube, the Internet, or anything you haven't told to anybody yet.
As far as hurting ladies, we all do it -- we're jerks.
Just Some Guy.
"For Seven Tons of the King's Tea, Six Fine Ladies to Fight a Great Jackass -- me." |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
By the way, Mike, I know a few guys who would be happy to volunteer their mother-in-laws for you to practice on.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Wes65 Inner circle I've said very little in 1219 Posts |
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On 2008-07-21 12:49, Dynamike wrote: Identical twins....of course, if you have triplets you can use them for two shows.
Wes
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gimpy2 Special user 960 Posts |
The box and the saw is the easy part. It's a lady that's the real trick.
Gimpy
Gimpy
www.gimpysmagic.com |
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tcted New user San Mateo, CA 51 Posts |
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On 2008-07-21 16:29, Dynamike wrote: That is some funny stuff! Nice website BTW, Mike. You look pretty big for a 12-year-old. Ted |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
Hey, guys. It is me, Little Mikey again. Tell me how you guys can have a girl go inside of a basket and put swords thru her body without any sight of blood. I promise I will not tell anybody.
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Angel Freire New user Long Island, NY 72 Posts |
Use a lot of big sponges.
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tom_stamm Loyal user Los Angeles 248 Posts |
Little Mikey may be the first "magic trick troll"!
It's not a real basket.
Just Some Guy.
"For Seven Tons of the King's Tea, Six Fine Ladies to Fight a Great Jackass -- me." |
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The Amazing Noobini Inner circle Oslo, Norway 1658 Posts |
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On 2008-07-21 16:29, Dynamike wrote: That has to be a future patter classic for a stage magician. Well, in case it's an old line, I haven't heard it before at last. Very Cooperesque. Great stuff!
"Talk about melodrama... and being born in the wrong part of the world." (Raf Robert)
"You, my friend, have a lot to learn." (S. Youell) "Nonsensical Raving of a lunatic mind..." (Larry) |
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Jimeh Inner circle Ottawa, Ontario 1399 Posts |
LOL!
I MUST be tired. I had to scroll back to the top of the page before I realized what was going on! Ya got me! hahahaha |
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Michael J. Douglas Inner circle WV, USA 1645 Posts |
Little Mikey, once again you fail to realize an illusion when you see one. The box is real, the swords are real, but the girl is not. The girl is merely a recorded image projected onto the stage, which is why magicians must use so much smoke/fog.
Michael J.
�Believe then, if you please, that I can do strange things.� --from Shakespeare�s �As You Like It� |
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Dave V Inner circle Las Vegas, NV 4824 Posts |
Mikey,
Have you noticed all the bumps and curves of the assistants? Wait a minute, you're 12, right? Give it time, you'll notice soon enough. Anyway, that makes it easy for them to squirm around enough to miss the swords. It's all the practice they get putting on tight jeans that makes this possible. That's why you never see guys getting into the basket. Their over-inflated bellies and egos won't allow them to fit.
No trees were killed in the making of this message, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.
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jimhlou Inner circle 3698 Posts |
How do you explain Pamela Anderson in a spiker cabinet? She's over-inflated.
Jim |
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Dave V Inner circle Las Vegas, NV 4824 Posts |
I hear she got self-sealing inserts.
No trees were killed in the making of this message, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.
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