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PIZZA
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Beer.
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Fresh Fruit.
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What kind of diet would forbid fresh fruit?
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On 2008-08-01 10:50, Vandy Grift wrote:
What kind of diet would forbid fresh fruit?


Atkins
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On 2008-08-01 10:51, Slartibartfast wrote:
Atkins


Really? I always knew I could never do Atkins. Mostly cause of the beer, but now I know I could never do it, I like fruit too.

I've lost over 30 lbs since the beginning of May and I've been a fruit eatin', beer drinkin fiend the whole way. lol!
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I do like real beer too, but it's never been a staple for me. Besides I don't "go on diets." I either put more fuel in my tank or less. Also, I don't eat with my eyes.
If you ever want to drop ten pounds on the quick eat oatmeal for breakfast and homemade soup for a week. I had some dentil work and dropped weight because I couldn't eat solids for a week.
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I don't go on diets either. I don't believe in them. The formula to lose weight is not rocket science. Eat less, eat better, work harder. If you work hard enough, you can eat *** near whatever you want, as much as you want.

I do eat oatmeal everyday though, and I drink MGD 64 once in while. But those ae really the only concessions.

I'd also neveer quit steak. Or microwave pork rinds.
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...brains!


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Must be on that zombie diet.
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I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is my temper.
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On 2008-08-01 11:10, Vandy Grift wrote:
Must be on that zombie diet.


Nope. Mentalist diet.

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HA! I should have known. I hear you have been known to "fry" a brain or two, but I didn't know you ate them as well.
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Fruit has a lot of natural sugars, I've heard. Chips & salsa for me. Or french fries. I don't have much of a sweet tooth, but I have an extreme salt tooth.
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Everyone is on a diet, it is planed or unplanned but never the less it is a diet. The amount of activity one get on a daily bases, should help determine ones calorie intake.

Because of all the sugar that is being added to just about every food we buy (French fries, refried beans, caned foods of all kind and practically everything severed at a fast food place) to make it more palatable and desirable to the consumer, just eliminating the obvious sugar supplies like sodas, cookies, and deserts one can start losing weight immediately and slowly, without having to make unreasonable sacrifices.

Lately I have noticed that some of the pizza places have added so much sugar to their pizza dough, it tastes like pastry.
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On 2008-08-01 12:37, Tom Bartlett wrote:

Lately I have noticed that some of the pizza places have added so much sugar to their pizza dough, it tastes like pastry.


Yum! Doughnut Pizza! Yum!

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Laughed my butt off Airship!!!
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Kay guys... the secret is, it has absolutely nothing to do with what it is you're eating, and everything to do with how many calories you take in. So, say you were trying to stay within 1400 calories a day; 1000 of those calories could be from McDonald's, and as long as you didn't eat more than 400 calories the rest of the day, you'd still lose weight. See? There's an equation that will help you figure it out...

so keep your beer, fruit (why the heck would you stop eating fruit!?), and pizza!
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On 2008-08-01 17:51, SillverFoxx wrote:
Kay guys... the secret is, it has absolutely nothing to do with what it is you're eating, and everything to do with how many calories you take in. So, say you were trying to stay within 1400 calories a day; 1000 of those calories could be from McDonald's, and as long as you didn't eat more than 400 calories the rest of the day, you'd still lose weight. See? There's an equation that will help you figure it out...

so keep your beer, fruit (why the heck would you stop eating fruit!?), and pizza!


Yes and no. Say you were trying to stay within 1400 calories a day, and you had a Big Mac, a large order of fries, and a large Coke for lunch...good luck having anything at all resembling breakfast or dinner and still coming in under 1400.
"Torture doesn't work" lol
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