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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Why is it that beginning magicians believe that magic is both new and American?
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
Why is it that beginning magicians and children under age 15 are responsible for purchasing 90% of all items sold in magic shops in the USA ?
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
I'm always doing everyone favours but get no favours in my own house?
Jay Leslie
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Mentalists complain about the uselessness of other magicians' props?
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
Why is it that experienced mentalist can travel very light but inexperienced mentalist require lots of props?
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Why is it that mentalists just hate deaf volunteers?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Why is it that all magicians are convinced that the other guys method isn't as good as their own?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
Why is it that mentalist rarely win the Super Bowl office pool.
Northern California
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Why is it that mentalists can't find their keys or their car in the parking lot?
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
Why is it that there is a unique serial number on each US currency bill but magicians often have more than one bill with the same serial number.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
A magician has to go out of town to be a star?
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Quote:
On 2012-01-29 21:57, Bob Sanders wrote: Comedians complain about the uselessness of mentalists props as well as magicians props?
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Why is it that mentalists bother to have conventions?
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Why is it mentalists have to ask "How much is in the budget"?
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Why is it that mentalists can't fix the economy?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
Why is it that economist and mentalist can't predict what will happen to the US economy but any 10 year old can predict what will happen to the Greek economy ?
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Over ate rhymes with over weight?
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
If I had a nickel for every post.
. . I'd have at least $265.ºº
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Why is it that this is my home page? ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
Why is it that the best magic performers come to my city to perform when I am on the road?
Northern California
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