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Destiny
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Well you'll need to win lottery - or perhaps putting out a begging bowl maybe a sound business plan.

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kcg5
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who wants four fried chickens and a coke
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You can work there destiny. Forever
Nobody expects the spanish inquisition!!!!!



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On 2008-10-10 09:58, Al Angello wrote:
If I won the lottery I would be forced into an early retirement, because in order to be at the top of your game you have to be hungry.


I thought that myself once; "OOOh, if I won the PowerBall, I could have the money to buy the props I need and the time to rehearse with them, but not the need to perform for a living anymore d'oh!"

...and I looked up bankrupt lottery winners;

http://answers.google.com/answers/main?c......d=141224
"...and if you're too afraid of goin' astray, you won't go anywhere." - Granny Weatherwax
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If I won the lottery, first I'd set up my son's college fund; then I'd retire and use the cash to catch up on hobbies- like finally making the illusion building workshop I've always wanted to have. Hmmm- maybe I could rent out shop time to needy magicians!

On a side note-
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On 2008-10-23 14:06, Sorceress wrote:
Kcg5,
Hope you win soon, because down the road the government May be able to take half your winnings and give it to someone who couldn't buy their own lottery ticket.

What Sorceress never realized was that the government already can. All prizes won from contests and gambling, as well as bonuses received from your workplace, are subject to a 50% tax rate. And before you blame one politician or another, it's been that way for many, many years.
Self-proclaimed Jack-of-all-trades and google expert*.

* = Take any advice from this person with a grain of salt.
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