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Doug, a world of possibilities exist at 5mph and lower. I'll leave it to your considerable creativity.

The new and updated quote: "Beware the coming of the fist of Krom (if you are rude)".
Beware of this and that.
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I have found that a well-placed walking-stick between the feet effectively disposes of such impolite boors. Sometimes it is necessary to quickly lift the stick a foot or so above the knees (merely to avoid tripping the idiot, of course). "Oh, excuse me!"

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On 2008-10-16 19:01, fraughton wrote:
Doug, a world of possibilities exist at 5mph and lower. I'll leave it to your considerable creativity.

The new and updated quote: "Beware the coming of the fist of Krom (if you are rude)".


If Doug is sitting and the people are standing, Krom fisting them from behind takes on a whole new meaning. YEOW!!
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Most used D-land lines:
Excuse me!
Hello!!?
Con Permiso!!!
What? I'm Invisible?
WOW! There ARE other people on your planet!


I was thinking about grabbing them by the skull and knocking on the top of their head and say "HELLO, MCFLY, ANYONE HOME???" either that or "Move it before I fold you up and stuff you into that Mickey Mouse Hat." or my favorite line from Bruce Campbell - "Brother you have 2 things going for you, Jack and Shiit. And Jack left town."

Yeah, I don't know how people can miss me. How do miss a 54 inch chest and broad shoulders? I practically have my own weather system.


And Leland, if there was a crazy-ass mofo in a Scooter, I would be walking behind him all day and buying him ice teas and churros, because he'd clear a beautiful path! If only!
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Doug, how's the inquiries going. Its somewhat of a restricted area of sale being it has to be picked up from your area. Perhaps just this one time, e-bay may be an option for a turn key operation type of business like this exhibit. Just thinking out loud.
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Doug, if a crazy-ass mofo is not available; get a few simple aids; a compressed air horn, a tazer / a cattle prod. The crowd will part like the red sea.

Ron
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On 2008-10-16 21:26, takeachance wrote:
Doug, how's the inquiries going. Its somewhat of a restricted area of sale being it has to be picked up from your area. Perhaps just this one time, e-bay may be an option for a turn key operation type of business like this exhibit. Just thinking out loud.


Maybe you didn't hear, it has a taker.
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Sorry, thanks Clifford, that's great news and has made my day.
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I'm tempted to sell the house , buy an RV and drive out to Calif just to pick this up to work and Carnys.
And never return
I'm not losing it but every priority in my life change within a week.

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Doug,
All our best wishes for your medical concerns. Now get busy and recover already.
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UFO and others... Thank you all but as to getting busy are you nuts?

Sat 5:30am to 5:45pm at the work bench.

Sunday: 6:am till 6:20pm At the work bench.

So how was your weekend? Smile
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On 2008-10-20 00:44, Sebastian Black wrote:
I'm tempted to sell the house , buy an RV and drive out to Calif just to pick this up to work and Carnys.
And never return
I'm not losing it but every priority in my life change within a week.

SB



DON'T!
THE GAS PRICES ARE HORRIBLE OUT HERE! SAVE YOURSELF, SAVE YOURSELF!!!!

c
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Gas shmass. We buy bottled water that costs more. Prices are what they are...life's too short to react with anything but distain to the phony manipulations of the politicians and their manufactured crisis after crisis.

However if you read up a few posts the outfit is SOLD anyway so the question is moot.

Sebastian my friend...hope all is ok...that post sounded otherwise. ????
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