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Dynamike
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What should the name of the next rank be after 90,000?

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Mike, I know it's a good thing to set goals in life, but...
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Life Waster -- Over 90,000 Smile

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If, between the time the Magic Café was originally started and now, you've reached 90,000 posts, then I'd say "rank" would already have a whole different meaning.
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If I owned the Café, I would set up a special category for Mike and freeze his post count at any number of his choice from 1 to 999,999 posts. Either that or make him a permanent Grammar Host without any duties to perform.

Seriously, Mike: why does the post count mean so much to you?
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I thought 90000 + would be called JoTo club.
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Well, based on your average number of postings last week of 31/day, I would say that you don't need to worry about it for another 2,581 days.

Ask again in 7 years, OK?
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After that, you officially get a cup cake.
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Wait... I could get a cupcake?


Time to up my post count.
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I want a cupcake!
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Im still mad that the post in here don't count!!!
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Wait, a high post count is a good thing? Let me ask something, why is it a "thing" at all? What does it matter?

I mean really if you are a moron at 1 post, odds are pretty good at 10,000 posts you are simply a moron who has burnt some time on an internet chat forum.

Now if it was number of posts read and comprehended, I may be impressed. But the simple fact that you manage to type out a certain number of idiotic ramblings, does not really mean anything.

How about number of posts in which others actually learned something? Now THAT would be a badge of honor.

I guess I just don't get the reasoning behind bragging about a large post count. Especially when you are so obviously doing it just to hit a fictional "achievement".

Oh well add that the the VERY LONG list of things I don't seem to understand. Amazing how it keeps growing.
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Post Envy.
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Most of you guys are mixed up. I do not know how you got out of line. I never mentioned I was going to take it that far, or if a high number post meant anything to me. I was just asking a simple question. I bet a lot of you got over half your post because of your mix ups. You better be lucky the Café let you keep them. Smile
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The next rank would have to host monthly potluck!
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LOL.
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On 2008-10-25 17:07, Dynamike wrote:
Most of you guys are mixed up. I do not know how you got out of line. I never mentioned I was going to take it that far, or if a high number post meant anything to me. I was just asking a simple question. I bet a lot of you got over half your post because of your mix ups. You better be lucky the Café let you keep them. Smile


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