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Slartibartfast Loyal user Southern Illinois 230 Posts |
Post an insult about the person below you, but please don't be nice, let's see some nastiness.
The person below me is dumber than a bag of hammers. They couldn't pour water out of a boot with the directions printed on the heel.
If you can pull it off in a biker bar without being violated by a corn dog, more power to you.
-- Gwyd, the Unusual "YOUR Signature...speaks volumns (sic) as to your lack of understanding." --T.V. |
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Josh Chaikin Inner circle Kansas City 1430 Posts |
The person below me is so dumb, he thought that General Motors was running the army. He couldn't spell CAT if you spotted him the C and T. He once attempted to make minute rice, but it took him an hour, and burned down half his house.
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Josh Chaikin Inner circle Kansas City 1430 Posts |
The person below me is a jerk. A complete kneebiter and probably doesn't even know which book I lifted that from.
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts |
The person below me is so dumb.. they stood on a street corner giving out free chips by shouting, "FREE LAYS.. FREE LAYS".
Kyle Peron
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Slartibartfast Loyal user Southern Illinois 230 Posts |
The person below me does not know the meaning of the word "fear".
Then again, he doesn't know the meaning of most words.
If you can pull it off in a biker bar without being violated by a corn dog, more power to you.
-- Gwyd, the Unusual "YOUR Signature...speaks volumns (sic) as to your lack of understanding." --T.V. |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts |
The person below me is so dumb, they sit on the TV and watch the couch.
Kyle Peron
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Marvello Inner circle It's amazing how little I can say in 1612 Posts |
I think that the person below me is a very nice, wonderful person, but then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?
Never criticize someone else until you have walked a mile in their shoes. Then, when you do criticize them, you will be a mile away from them and you will have their shoes.
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MAKMagic Special user I got banned for one of my 555 Posts |
The person below me is a "pee-pee hat"?
.:Michael Kelley
On the Level, By the Square |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts |
How did YOU know!!!???
The person below me is soo fat, their cereal bowl came with its own lifeguard.
Kyle Peron
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Justin Style Inner circle 2010 Posts |
The person below me is not half as good looking as the person above me!
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Doug Higley 1942 - 2022 7152 Posts |
The heck I'm not! It's the jerk below me who is a full tilt bozo mofo that sets the tone for Jerry Springer Guest Templates.
Higley's Giant Flea Pocket Zibit
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kcg5 Inner circle who wants four fried chickens and a coke 1868 Posts |
Jerry! Jerry!
The person below me smells of elderberrys, and chicken livers. AND they are dumb.
Nobody expects the spanish inquisition!!!!!
"History will be kind to me, as I intend to write it"- Sir Winston Churchill |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts |
The person below me is so dumb they actually believe the Magic Café is a place where they can get chopped steak for 12 bucks with 2 sides.
Kyle Peron
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Slartibartfast Loyal user Southern Illinois 230 Posts |
Well, that would explain why I haven't gotten my steak yet...
The person below me is so ugly they were asked to be the poster child for birth control.
If you can pull it off in a biker bar without being violated by a corn dog, more power to you.
-- Gwyd, the Unusual "YOUR Signature...speaks volumns (sic) as to your lack of understanding." --T.V. |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts |
The person below me is soooo fat that they wear Levi 1002's.
Kyle Peron
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TomKMagic Special user I tripped over 620 Posts |
The person below me is probably so dumb that they will post a reply to this message but refer to the person below them instead.
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Patrick Differ Inner circle 1540 Posts |
The person below me is so dumb, they took toilet paper to a crap game.
Will you walk into my parlour? said the Spider to the Fly,
Tis the prettiest little parlour that ever you did spy; The way into my parlour is up a winding stair, And I've a many curious things to show when you are there. Oh no, no, said the little Fly, to ask me is in vain, For who goes up your winding stair -can ne'er come down again. |
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Slartibartfast Loyal user Southern Illinois 230 Posts |
Oh yeah? Well, if you think I am dumb, the person below me is so stupid that they took out a loan so they could pay attention.
If you can pull it off in a biker bar without being violated by a corn dog, more power to you.
-- Gwyd, the Unusual "YOUR Signature...speaks volumns (sic) as to your lack of understanding." --T.V. |
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evolve629 Inner circle A stack of 3838 Posts |
The person below me is so dumb that this person got fired from a job doing quality control at the M&M factory for throwing out all the "W"s.
One hundred percent of the shots you don't take don't go in - Wayne Gretzky
My favorite part is putting the gaffs in the spectators hands...it gives you that warm fuzzy feeling inside! - Bob Kohler |
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts |
The person below me is so dumb that they stayed up all night studying for their urine test.
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