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Slartibartfast Loyal user Southern Illinois 230 Posts 
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Eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww...
The person below me has a nose so big they can smoke a cigar in the shower.
If you can pull it off in a biker bar without being violated by a corn dog, more power to you.
-- Gwyd, the Unusual "YOUR Signature...speaks volumns (sic) as to your lack of understanding." --T.V. |
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Chrystal Inner circle Canada/France 1552 Posts
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Hey! It's not that my nose is too big!!! It's just that my face is too small. Besides, I think you're jealous you can't smoke a cigar in the shower.
The person below me is soooooo ugly, they're the poster child for why cloning humans should not be allowed. |
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Marvello Inner circle It's amazing how little I can say in 1612 Posts
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Well, handsome is as handsome does, and I haven't done ****
The person below me is so stupid that they don't know all of the countries in North America (no wait - that's Sarah Palin) The person below me is so stupid that they sold their car for gas money.
Never criticize someone else until you have walked a mile in their shoes. Then, when you do criticize them, you will be a mile away from them and you will have their shoes.
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pepka Inner circle Uh, I'm the one on the right. 5041 Posts
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Hey, OK, you got me. But the person below me is so stupid, they believe what we used to say when we were kids, "Save gas, fart in a jar."
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Slartibartfast Loyal user Southern Illinois 230 Posts
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But what do I do with all of these jars?
The person below me thinks that posting here will increase their post count.
If you can pull it off in a biker bar without being violated by a corn dog, more power to you.
-- Gwyd, the Unusual "YOUR Signature...speaks volumns (sic) as to your lack of understanding." --T.V. |
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Pete Legend Inner circle Ireland 1401 Posts
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It dosent? Why the hell am I here then?
The person below me has an attitude problem and to be frank I dislike their face very much! If your that ugly why put up an avatar? |
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Josh the Superfluous Inner circle The man of 1881 Posts
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I was going to say the same thing about you. (But then I realized you look better than me)
The person below me gave himself an infection, and a nasty scar, trying to stuff a silk into the tip of his thumb.
What do you want in a site? "Honesty, integrity and decency." -Mike Doogan
"I hate it, I hate my ironic lovechild. I didn't even have anything to do with it" Josh #2 |
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e-man Special user HILTON HEAD,SC 880 Posts
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I and deeply moved by the one below me
我被烹调
ERIC HELVENSTON |
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Josh Chaikin Inner circle Kansas City 1430 Posts
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Well, I had to make use of that forklift somehow.
The person below me is so stupid, he took the Pepsi Challenge and chose Jiff. |
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Slartibartfast Loyal user Southern Illinois 230 Posts
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That's because I'm a choosy mother. At least, I think that's what they called me...
The person below me is against everything that you stand for. He voted for the other guy - you know, the one you voted against. He thinks your favorite car is a piece of junk and doesn't like your choice of operating systems. Plus, he listens to that other kind of music. You know the kind I'm talking about...
If you can pull it off in a biker bar without being violated by a corn dog, more power to you.
-- Gwyd, the Unusual "YOUR Signature...speaks volumns (sic) as to your lack of understanding." --T.V. |
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Justin Style Inner circle 2010 Posts
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Well, I guess the cat's outta the bag!
and speaking of bags... the person below me is so ugly that they're known around town as a 3 bagger. You know, one to cover your head, one to cover their head, and one more just in case their first one breaks. |
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spatlind Special user still moving 863 Posts
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Eh, sphincter
Actions lie louder than words - Carolyn Wells
I believe in God, only I spell it Nature - Frank Lloyd Wright. |
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Josh Chaikin Inner circle Kansas City 1430 Posts
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The person below me is so pathetic, he's not one of the cool people named Josh.
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Scott Compton Special user Hampton, VA 747 Posts
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But I can have it changed amd become cool...
The person below me is so ugly that, on Halloween, their parents would just run a rubber band from one ear back around to the other and send them out.
Magic is an art. I am merely a tour guide.
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Scott-Compton-Magician/160270640674735 "You are the magic" Jay Ose to Albert Goshman |
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Steve_Mollett Inner circle Eh, so I've made 3006 Posts
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Hey, my folks saved money.
The person below me is a really sterling paragon of humanity. Sorry, I just have to be a rebel sometimes.
Author of: GARROTE ESCAPES
The absurd is the essential concept and the first truth. - Albert Camus |
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TomKMagic Special user I tripped over 620 Posts
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The person below me is illiterate.
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Slartibartfast Loyal user Southern Illinois 230 Posts
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Am NOT. My parents were married!
The person below me loves puppies. He says they taste like chicken.
If you can pull it off in a biker bar without being violated by a corn dog, more power to you.
-- Gwyd, the Unusual "YOUR Signature...speaks volumns (sic) as to your lack of understanding." --T.V. |
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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So do little kittens.
The person below me takes a bath once a month whether they need it or not. |
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Steve_Mollett Inner circle Eh, so I've made 3006 Posts
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But I usually have to give it back.
The person below me is so poor they can't even afford to pay attention.
Author of: GARROTE ESCAPES
The absurd is the essential concept and the first truth. - Albert Camus |
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Josh Chaikin Inner circle Kansas City 1430 Posts
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Yeah, well...ooh a butterfly!
The person below me is so obsequious, that...hell, being obsequious is bad enough! |
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