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gaddy Inner circle Agent of Chaos 3526 Posts |
What's not to like?
*due to the editorial policies here, words on this site attributed to me cannot necessarily be held to be my own.*
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Kevvy Special user 702 Posts |
Dogs think they are human.
Cats think they are God. Quote:
On 2008-11-10 23:07, MAKMagic wrote: ...And no one saw this thread going "Religulous" either! |
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Josh Riel Inner circle of hell 1995 Posts |
If the *** animal leaves me the hell alone, and only comes near me when I call (And comes when I call, before I am able to get 'hold of whatever firearms or hard throwable items are nearby and shoot it and have the next animal that doesn't want to be dealt with in the same manner drag the corpse to me)then I don't care if it's a cat or a dog or a person. I'll like it.
Magic is doing improbable things with odd items that, under normal circumstances, would be unnessecary and quite often undesirable.
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MagicSanta Inner circle Northern Nevada 5841 Posts |
Coyote fishing! I need a giant hook and some tape.....
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RS1963 Inner circle 2734 Posts |
I'm a dog person mostly because I never grew up with cats My mom hated cats till she told an employee of her's that she would take care of a stray cat that had been hanging around the employee's house. Now she can live with them or not. I'm allergic to some cat's also so I don't get near them too much. I think the pic in the original post is more then mean however. It doesn't have any taste or class at all.
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MickeyPainless Inner circle California 6065 Posts |
I hear they taste like chicken!
I'm much more a dog person but have pretty much always had a good mouser around! I had a kitten adopt me several years ago and after nursing her back to health she became a fixture. I had ol BFGK (Big fluffy gray kitty) BF for short for about 18 years before she passed peacefully about 2 years ago. GREAT cat! Santa, The stories of your chronic couch mooch have always made me wanna dislike him but after the story of him leaving the pooch in the car in 100 plus heat REALLY pizzes me off! I hate animal cruelty and I would have no regrets stompin a mud hole in his arse! |
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MagicSanta Inner circle Northern Nevada 5841 Posts |
Micky...I took his lil' dogs from him cuz of it that is why he came here and moved on the new couch...I can't win for losing.
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Chrystal Inner circle Canada/France 1552 Posts |
Mickey loved your story! BFGK was lucky to have you as his buddy.
MagicSanta - Does that guy still live on your couch? Promise me you'll never give him my address. C |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts |
I have a cat that thinks he's a dog. He goes nuts when I'm out of the house and waits for me by the door. You can take a walk and he'll follow you.
You can't give him a raspberry, though. |
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MagicSanta Inner circle Northern Nevada 5841 Posts |
Yes Chrystal. I even moved to another state and he called and said "Jana said it was okay with you if I thtayed with you all until I get thettled, I thwear upon the rock hard body of Tom Cruise that it won't be more than two weeks!". That was March of 2007. So we were rid of him for around four months.
The plan is when I rebuild, hopefully next Spring, he'll have to leave or get bull dozed and he is not going to be allowed back in. Get this, he couldn't get a cell phone so my wife put him on our plan and he had to have text. So just having him on the plan with that stupid text is $30 a month. So after over a year of this I found out he has paid her a total of $0.00 for the phone and doesn't understand why he should kick in for the cost of utilities or the DSL he uses and all that and HE is the only one working with an income! I'm paying his way on my savings!!! I checked, you really can't give a cat a raspberry. |
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Destiny Inner circle 1429 Posts |
MagicSanta
You are more tolerant than me. I start to get annoyed if guests linger over their coffee. There comes a time when you just have to stop listening to a word they say and throw their sorry arse in the street. Destiny |
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kcg5 Inner circle who wants four fried chickens and a coke 1868 Posts |
Destiny could you write a blog, or possibly a novel? You rule.
Nobody expects the spanish inquisition!!!!!
"History will be kind to me, as I intend to write it"- Sir Winston Churchill |
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MagicSanta Inner circle Northern Nevada 5841 Posts |
Thank you Mr. Garrett!
Plastic. I'm not as tolerant as you think. Here is the big problem, this idiot comes from parents who are millionairs with multiple homes in the Hamptons, Boca, and the bay area. So not only does he live for free his mommy sends him gas cards and 'help' for living and she also pays for his car and everything else....yes, some day he will be worth millions. He feels he is intitled to all this and anyone crosses him, for example kicks him to the curb, he calls police, employers, family, gets his families attorney to see if he can sue for anything, all that good stuff. I don't need the headache to be honest with you. If not for the legal and other issues I'd kick his arse out now....but when I knock this place down he has no choice but to find a place to live, then mommy will pay for it. For those of you who have to make your way through life, this leach has never paid a dime in rent in his life and he is in his late forties. Oh, I feed him too. |
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Destiny Inner circle 1429 Posts |
MagicSanta,
I can understand - I have met similarly challenging people. You're a clever man - you feed him? I think it's time he developed diarrhea and a few other symptons which indicate he has an allergy to your abode. Destiny |
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Eddie Garland Inner circle Hells Kitchen, New York City 4207 Posts |
I found the link below quite entertaining.
An Engineer's Guide to Cats http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHXBL6bzAR4 |
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kregg Inner circle 1950 Posts |
No. But, I enjoy cat juggling.
POOF!
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DanGarrett Regular user Atlanta, GA 169 Posts |
Cat juggling: See Steve Martin's movie 'The Jerk'
Dan Garrett
www.dangarrettmagic.com SAM National President 1994-1995 MIMC with Gold Star - London email request to dangarrett@aol.com to receive a free catalog |
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JRob Veteran user Central South Carolina 395 Posts |
I'm not. Unfortunately, Mrs JRob is
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "<br>
The Professor's Facebook Page |
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Doug Higley 1942 - 2022 7152 Posts |
Big ones...with stripes and manes........................on TV.
Higley's Giant Flea Pocket Zibit
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MAKMagic Special user I got banned for one of my 555 Posts |
ECHO echo echo
.:Michael Kelley
On the Level, By the Square |
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