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I can visualize that happening!
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In order to 'get religion' you have to admit that there's a power in the universe greater than yourself. Ain't gonna happen for OJ.
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He will NEVER see the general population. And, Im sure he will not be in a maximum security prison either. He will be in a medium or minimum security and he will be segregated from the other criminals for his own safety--which amounts to special treatment. Still not fair!
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He'll do just under 10yrs in a box which should be enough of a reality check
for his pathetic ego (regardless of prison or security level).

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"I know these guys. These guys have eaten in my home. I've done book reports with their kids." - O.J. Simpson at his sentencing for armed robbery last week.

Here are some excerpts from book reports submitted to Florida schools since Mr. Simpson relocated to that state:

The Lord of the Rings

I think this is a great book although it has a sad ending. The character I like best in this book is Sauron because he does not want other people to have his ring because the ring is part of his stuff. It is very believable to me that when someone takes Sauron's stuff, he wants to get his stuff back. The question this book asks is, "What kind of an *** has a !@#$%^! problem with someone wanting to get his own !@#$%^! stuff back?"

I think the short, useless people are prejudiced against Sauron because he is evil and trying to cover the world in darkness.

More 'book reports' here:
Make America Great Again! - Trump in 2020 ... "We're a capitalistic society. I go into business, I don't make it, I go bankrupt. They're not going to bail me out. I've been on welfare and food stamps. Did anyone help me? No." - Craig T. Nelson, actor.
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Sauron is cool, but Melkor was better.

Being the root cause of all evil ('cause of yer singin') is better than the dude that's trying to spread evil.
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