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Cliffg37 Inner circle Long Beach, CA 2491 Posts |
Yesterday I flew home from New York on Jet Blue Airlines. I am not posting an advertisement for them, but they did give me a good laugh.
At one point we hit some turbulence on the trip. It wasn't bad and did not last long, but the captain did turn on the seat belt sign. A stewardess made the announcement on the P.A. system, "The Captain has turned on the seat belt sign, everyone please return to your..." Well, the next word was obviously supposed to be "seats" what came out instead was America's common profane "S" word. She quickly clicked off the microphone... she came back on a moment later and repeated the announcement without the error, but she was giggling all through it. Several passengers were giggling too, but it did not get the laugh I thought it deserved.
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nums Veteran user I have a life, or I would have more than 366 Posts |
She, in this PC era we live in will be unemployed in less than 7 days. All due to some ol biddy being "offended" by a word.
What a shame I would have laughed my butt off NUMS |
MagicSanta Inner circle Northern Nevada 5841 Posts |
Jet Blue is owned by members of a certain religion and she will at least be reprimanded of not fired. I flew on a Southwest flight and the staff actually has comedy writers to provide jokes for the crew to use during announcements. Some jokes are against the captain, nothing big just funny lines. I sat next to an older woman who was outraged by the 'disrespect' the stews had for the captain and she got off that plane and demanded to see a manager about the issue. There is always one on a plane.
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The Village Idiots Elite user Orlando 464 Posts |
The other day I was riding on a tender boat to the ship in Belize and one of the gentleman who were helping people on and off the little boat told a tall man "Watch your head and if you hit it watch your language." Got a huge laugh. He must use the line a hundred times a week.
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Tom Cutts Staff Northern CA 5925 Posts |
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she got off that plane and demanded to see a manager about the issue. Maybe it was because you groped her and tried to save her from teh seat which was falling over. You should return those glasses before you crash the reindeer into someones's house. |
MagicSanta Inner circle Northern Nevada 5841 Posts |
Good one! She was an Oakland Baptist hand in the air type of gal, she'd have beat me if I tried to grope her.
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Lyndel Inner circle wrote the theme to the TV show COPS! 1623 Posts |
When I was in law enforcement, my soon to be wife was also employed by the same agency in the capacity of communications professional.
Occassionally, officers would request that a B.O.L.O. (Be On Look Out) be issued for suspects involved in various crimes. My wife's responsibility was to disseminate the description to every other police agency in Florida. The description was for a robbery suspect who had used his shirt as a mask during a convenience store hold-up. She issued the description via teletype state wide as follows: White male, mid thirties - Approx. 6 feet tall - armed with a silver revolver - last seen wearing blue jeans and a white shirt on his head. Problem was, she had accidentally left the letter R out of the word shirt! She received phone calls from fellow communications personnel from all over the state - laughing at the uh-oh she had made. She was soooooo embarrassed! Lyndel |
MagicSanta Inner circle Northern Nevada 5841 Posts |
I worked with a lovely woman whos last name was Chitwood. Prior to our big mass firing I was talking to her and she was looking at an envelope with her name spelled with an S rather than the C and she says "you know, this happens all the time, do you think they do it on purpose?". I told her I did think so but she just couldn't understand why someone would do such a thing....
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Pauldela Special user U.K 882 Posts |
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL ****WOOD I GET IT ****WOOD!!!
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MagicSanta Inner circle Northern Nevada 5841 Posts |
There you have it....Paul gets wood!
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mvmagic Inner circle Has written 1322 Posts |
We were flying back home from Canary Islands a few years back. A few rows in front of us sat this old lady who looked very distinguished (in other words, arrogant and uptight) and she was complaining about everything:food, coffee, service and even about other passangers (they made the crime of ordering expensive champagne). She kept calling the staff and the steward who handled our section was getting really annoyed. She called him again and after some complaint she exclaimed: "The next time I will NOT fly Finnair!" to which the steward (in a loud voice as well) replied: "Fine, take your broom the next time!"
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kcg5 Inner circle who wants four fried chickens and a coke 1868 Posts |
So, after the captain makes his announcements, he leans to the co pilot (not knowing he left the mic on) and says "what I could go for now is a B*** J** and a cup of coffee" With that, the stew foes sprinting down the aisle towards the front of the plane, as she ran by me, I yell "don't forget the coffee!!"
ok, so it didn't happen to me, just a good joke
Nobody expects the spanish inquisition!!!!!
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LOL that was awesome k
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