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Dannydoyle
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On 2008-12-10 20:21, plasticdestiny wrote:
What a coincidence - Sarah Silverman hit me up for a ----, but it turned out she just wanted a tennis lesson.

Destiny


When did they hold a vote and decide Sarah Silverman was funny?
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I vote for SS, but, my wife can't stand her.
POOF!
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On 2008-12-10 20:01, agent61 wrote:
Apparently he's found enough beer, pot, heroin, and/or cough medicine.


Indeed I did.

I was just going through some stuff and found a box I forgot to unpack. Soon as this Robitussin kicks in I'm heading over to her place to "borrow a cup of sugar".
"Get a life dude." -some guy in a magic forum
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Nah forget the cup of sugar..deliver her a Pizza.
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Or clean her pool... That's a popular cougar fantasy...


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This ain't no cougar. This is an Old Gray Mare. At best. But I'm willing to take one for the team.
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On 2008-12-10 18:10, Vandy Grift wrote:
I just chalk this one up under "bizzare conversations", but it made me wonder.

I ran into a lady from my condo complex and we had the following discussion.

Lady: Did you teach much tennis today?

Me (offguard): Im sorry?

Her (enunciating each word): Did you teach much tennis today?

Me (perplexed): Teach tennis?

Her: Yes. You're a tennis teacher aren't you?

Me: No ma'am. I don't even play tennis.

Her: Oh. Well you look like a tennis teacher.

Mind you. It's not like I'm standing there in white short-shorts, a Fila shirt, and wearing head and wristbands. I'm wearing my middle aged white unifrom of kahaki pants and an oxford shirt or whatever.

What would make someone say that? What would make you assume that someone teaches tennis of all things? Is that weird or is it just me?


OMG!...Vandy Grift...you are the REAL George Costanza ! Smile
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In that case ... "Happy Festivus!"
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On 2008-12-10 19:30, MAKMagic wrote:
Justin - EXACTLY! Vandy - she just wanted to play with your balls.

Danny D! I am RIGHT with you bro!!! Here is my tennis instructor...

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She's so hot it makes me want to cry


Yo, I know you love her and I love her too, but if you want to see some REALLY HOT Euro tennis babes then you need to go to the U.S. Open during the qualifying week. They are so smoking hot! But the bad thing is, they aren't that good at tennis so they end up going home after the first week... Smile

BTW - the first week of the open is FREE. There are hardly any crowds and surprisingly some really good tennis.
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Call round with a squash racket and explain that you where offended of the notion of a professional squash teacher being placed under the tennis umbrella -- You've taken your time and are now willing to forgive her, and she can have a free SQUASH lesson when ever she pleases.

I am so happy with my new Alec Greven book.
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She may have mentioned tennis because she prefers a larger racket and an outdoor court.

Squash rackets are much smaller in comparison and the balls hardly worth mentioning.

Destiny
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So is table tennis! Hardly enough..
One hundred percent of the shots you don't take don't go in - Wayne Gretzky
My favorite part is putting the gaffs in the spectators hands...it gives you that warm fuzzy feeling inside! - Bob Kohler
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