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Justin Style
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Smoking weed

or

drinking Diet Coke (or any soda, for that matter).
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Whichever kills you first!
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Diet Coke by a landslide. Smile
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Weed stinks. Coke zero Vanilla is the way to go and smells good...great with Ice Cream and doesn't cause you to see Effalumps and Woozles...there are DVDs for that.
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Nah Doug, the stinky stuff was back in the day! Then it had names like "Mexican Headache", "Skunk" and "San Joaquin Green". These days it's CALLED "Effalump" and "Woozle" and is quite aromatic (so they say)!
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I've virtually stopped drinking soda altogether so hard to say. I'm a coffee achiever though, which may be just as bad.
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Depends on how much of either product one uses. Which sweetener are you talking about? Is your dealer lacing your weed with unknown substances (a little appellation control would be safer).
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I tried crabgrass once, but didn't like it... I was thinking of cauliflower (I know it's not a weed).

I don't like Diet anything either, I can't imagine smoking it though.

I like beer.
Magic is doing improbable things with odd items that, under normal circumstances, would be unnessecary and quite often undesirable.
Justin Style
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What's worse...


Beer


or


Sugar?
Josh Riel
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To smoke? You are confusing me.
Magic is doing improbable things with odd items that, under normal circumstances, would be unnessecary and quite often undesirable.
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What's worse, to be a Penguin and not be able to fly but being able to swim around in the ocean like a fish, or to be a flying fish and be able to fly, but not be a bird?
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A Flying fish is worse because the penguin would eat it. That is if they were in the same area where such a phenomena could occur.
Magic is doing improbable things with odd items that, under normal circumstances, would be unnessecary and quite often undesirable.
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On 2008-12-11 15:42, Josh Riel wrote:
A Flying fish is worse because the penguin would eat it. That is if they were in the same area where such a phenomena could occur.


well reasoned Josh!
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Diet coke
Nobody expects the spanish inquisition!!!!!



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Why would it be unusual for a flying fish to be in the same area as a penguin? What makes that a well reasoned thought?
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On 2008-12-11 19:32, MagicSanta wrote:
Why would it be unusual for a flying fish to be in the same area as a penguin? What makes that a well reasoned thought?


Duh! Global warming!
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On 2008-12-11 13:34, Josh Chaikin wrote:
I've virtually stopped drinking soda altogether so hard to say. I'm a coffee achiever though, which may be just as bad.
Same here.
Well, perhaps an occasional one when I'm at mom's. As for the weed..never touched the stuff..but I have ate hemp bread.
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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On 2008-12-11 19:32, MagicSanta wrote:
Why would it be unusual for a flying fish to be in the same area as a penguin? What makes that a well reasoned thought?


What's worse, not getting a joke that everyone else gets, or being a joke that no one else gets?

Don't answer that one unless you can laugh at yourself...
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Oh wait, some of you suffer from the misconception that penguins are an Antartic bird when the fact is more breeds can be found in other areas such as South America, Africa, and I believe Australia as well. Since flying fish are found off the coast of Peru as I've seen them there and I've seen penguins in Chile it stands to reason that the two species can exist in the same waters and thus the flying fish be consumed by penguins. I just jumped to another page and found that of the 17 types of penguin only 4 live in Antartica. Bummer I know....
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This is better than Animal Planet AND Discovery Ch. combined!
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