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bwinn
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Why are Penn and Teller like a couple?



Only one of them gets to talk!
Abracadabra, Hocuspocus, and all that Jazz
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When I was young I wanted to be a psychic, but I didn't see a future in it.
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I stopped using my Jumbo Cards ...
a drunk from the back yelled "who's the little guy with the cards?"
wally
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Anyone here ever downloaded Jeff Hobson and Michael modes joke app, is it anygood.
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On Dec 6, 2017, wally wrote:
Anyone here ever downloaded Jeff Hobson and Michael modes joke app, is it anygood.



Michael and I have decided not to continue the "Best Jokes Ever" app for the iPhone. It's been discontinued
for over 3 years now.
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Probably my favorite joke I've heard was from Tommy Wonder. He was doing his ambitious card routine on one of his DVDs and after a few phases, he pauses, looks at the audience and says, "You know, I became a magician to find out how I do this"
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On Dec 19, 2008, Donal Chayce wrote:
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On 2008-12-19 17:46, drkptrs1975 wrote:
Q) How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb.


Seven:

1 to change the bulb; 4 to tell him that he flashed; and 2 to tell everyone else how he did it.


and another one to claim he came up with the idea first!
DaKine Oregon
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Q: What's the difference between Magicians and Experimental Psychologists?

A: Magicians pull rabbits out of hats and Experimental Psychologists pull habits out of rats.
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On Jan 1, 2018, Luke Jonas wrote:
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On Dec 19, 2008, Donal Chayce wrote:
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On 2008-12-19 17:46, drkptrs1975 wrote:
Q) How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb.


Seven:

1 to change the bulb; 4 to tell him that he flashed; and 2 to tell everyone else how he did it.


and another one to claim he came up with the idea first!


And two more to talk about how much better the light bulbs were changed in THEIR day!
"He was born with the gift of laughter and a sense that the world was mad." - Rafael Sabatini, Scaramouche
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A magician is working a Cruise Ship and every evening the Captain and the Captain's parrot watch his show. After a few weeks of performing the same routine, the parrot began to catch wise. "Awk! It's in the other hand!" "Awk! It's a double lift!" "Awk! The box has a false bottom!" The magician was furious, but he didn't have time to express his anger as the ship suddenly hit an iceberg. As he floated in the water, waiting for the life boat to come his way, who should land on a piece of nearby debris but none other than the Captain's parrot. Finally the parrot turned the magician and squawked "Awk! Okay, that last one got me! What did you do with the boat?"
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