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My wonderful wife Annie, gave me a beginner Uke...(and even in yellow..which matches our house and many of my props)

Besides songs...can anyone suggest bits of bizness with this fun prop.

Things I have thought of...

1. when it grows up it will be a bass
2. my guitar has been on a diet
3. I washed my guitar and can't do a thing with it
4. use the uke as the body of a puppet..
5. (for magician's)doing a fake floating bit... just think if norm nielsen played the ukulele

any other suggestions..??

thanks in advance...



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All I can think of it Tiny Tim. If you haven't seen him in a while, look him up on YouTube... The one with he and Dean Martin is a personal favorite!

-Bryan
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When you learn, get yourself a "Kamaka" you will be inspired!---Jimeuax (Kimo)
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I really should complain to my dry cleaner.They Ruined my Bass Fiddle!
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On 2008-12-26 13:08, Bryan Gilles wrote:
All I can think of it Tiny Tim. If you haven't seen him in a while, look him up on YouTube... The one with he and Dean Martin is a personal favorite!

-Bryan


I've always like Bryan Gilles, which is why I'm so upset that he'd ever suggest Tiny Tim. The ukulele has enjoyed a huge renaissance in recent years, but most ukulelists view Tiny Tim with great disdain! Just say "no!" to Tiny Tim.
His face isn't really this long in-person!
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I would do a zombie routine with it.
No one said it would be easy, or did they?

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The fact that this is in a thread about funny says a lot but have you noticed how much its being used in the BG music in commercials lately?? When I was on Maui some years back I was riding the pineapple train and the conductor was a large local man who played the uke and sang to the passengers. Sheer magic I must say in his hands and the unique tuning gives some good sounds especially when used with other stringed instruments.

BTW, I did a show with Tiny Tim at Gilley's Club in Pasadena. It was after his popularity had faded and he was trying to go country I guess. It was freaky. We wanted to run and hide. I felt extremely uncomfortable for him.

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"Tiny Tim" reportedly was a talented musician. This was told to me my musician's I respect.

I have a had a lot of fun this year, playing the Uke "straight" and as a comedy bit. People still mention "Tim", many times when I bring it out.

Latest addition to the think table is a long black wig. Don't know if I will put it on or use it in a vent routine along with a puppet mask.

"Yellow" has also brought a lot of smiles to the Alzheimer Unit I have been visiting this summer. One comment by a resident, "Is he serious?"
The laughter during Friday's "Focus Groups", is magic to my ears.

Favorite songs...
5'2"
Hey Good Looking

Songs working on include: Sentimental Journey...
Seven...that's where I go for a burito 7 -11
and Jimmy Hendrix's Star Spangled Banner...(inspired by a youtube video of a ukester doing Purple Haze...
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Yes the Ukulele is back...

Been working on Jimmy Hendrix Star Spangled banner...but with my newness on the uke, I may settle for a while for a Hendrixish version of Happy Birthday to you!
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Carry it in a guitar case. When you pull it out you get a laugh and you don't even have to say anything.

Yeah, it adds a bit more bulk to carry around than a uke case, but you're an artist, you're supposed to suffer.

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