I opened up new packet of razors this morning..brand new...took out one of the five disposable razors out..protective covering was loose,thought fair enough the packet was dropped it happens..Im about to start shaving and I notice what seemed like tiny bits of hair on the razor(it seemed like it was used)...what the hell! Each one exactly the same....

I of course used one of them anyways...hey I needed to shave! Its the small things that annoy me!

Pete

... um you live alone or might someone else have snuck in and had a go at them ...

No the packet is brand new and was sealed up.I opened them myself.Strange!

That's creepy.

... its said that the FDA (big brother) allows peanut butter to contain an average of 1 or more rodent hairs per 100 grams (grams?) before they consider declaring it unsuitable for human consumption ... don't know what they say about razors ... I cant see rats shaving anyway ... not unless they have a hot date or something ...

That's not creepy. That's nasty. Creepy would be if he found blood on them.

Yea its a bit off putting...well lifes too short to worry about such things.Im sure I'll live just thought is was kinda weird in an annoying sort of way.

Philly that made me laugh! Nice one!

Pete, when things like that happen...DON'T SHAVE!

Quite seriously: you have two things to do:

1. You take the razors back to where you purchased them, and complain. They'll look at you like you're crazy, but you'll at least have the satisfaction of being a good citizen and customer.

2. You will have a TERRIFIC running gag about your hairy face, and it will work because it's true and honest.


RANTING NOTE: this is what the people over in the funny forum seem to not understand. The best humor is spontaneous and based on real life. The old "take my wife...please" style of humor is as dead as can be. A freshly opened pack of razors with hair on them? THAT, my friends, is funny.

In a sick and disgusting sort of way, of course.

Stoney you and I have a lot in common! Really I like your style!

ok I promise I wont use the rest of the razors..Instead I'll give them to my twin brother

Pete

Eoin would be glad of them!

I have been using disposable razors for years and resealing them back up and getting a refund, looks like you've just been ripped of by me.

This is where all good friendships lead!

Did you buy the razors in Kilarney? HA!

Hey Rupert! A big shout out to you, my friend!

Did you know that it's Christmas in Kilarney? Bing tells me so, and what Bing says is true, whether he beat his kids or not.

Jeffy Baby a big shout out to you, my house just shook I roared that loud. Even if Kilarney had xmas day everyday it wouldn't cheer it up. Me and Pete lasted about a week there, we thought we where gonna die of boredom.