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Some nice Seagal moves...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Qw5bKTBQE4


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Wow.

That was really bad.

Really bad.

I hope I don't go to hell for saying so.
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Seagal's Buddhist, so no Hell where he is concerned... Smile

You'll just be reincarnated as a Magician's Dove... Smile

Too bad you didn't like it though...
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I didn't say I didn't like it.

I said it was bad.

There is a big difference. It was so bad I kind of liked it. Like when you get an itch on your nose, but you don't scratch. You just let it get itchier and itchier until you can't stand it any more. THEN you scratch.

Kind of like that.
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That was passable. Average for what gets produced these days. With digital technology, let's see him back it up live.
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Well, the most interesting thing is how he was playing his guitar. He wasn't. But I read that he can really play. So why pretend you're playing by not really playing, when you can actually play?
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Well, since you asked...

Seagal playing live videos...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0uSvihFZn0&feature=related


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Wait, he really DOES play the guitar that way.

Strange.
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Now that was awful. Couldn't tell a thing from that, not even why he wandered off stage half way through the song.
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You're all not reaching Nirvana! Smile

But when you eventually do, send my best to Kurt Cobain yah...

Get it? Nirvana, Cobain, Seagal, guitar, Buddhism...?

No? Smile
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Nevermind.
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Quote:
On 2009-01-01 12:33, Pakar Ilusi wrote:
Nevermind.



LOL!
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He claims he worked for the cia at some point...
Nobody expects the spanish inquisition!!!!!



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I thought The Company (CIA) would never allow anyone to admit or disclose any involvement to covert "work"? Let alone to the Hollywood Mass Media...

I guess their silence or denial will be used by Seagal's people as signifying it's true that he's involved?

Pretty convenient and clever if so... Smile

Kinda like the "NO" answer on a Ouija Board... Think about that one... Smile
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He is the reason we download stuff and not buy it. Would you honestly pay to see his latest two or three "blockbusters" or listen to his album.
Naaahhh.
Download.
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I'm not even gonna go there Bro...
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seagal & Van Damme

I was rofl when I saw this!
Magic! The quicker picker-upper!
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My wife loved Segal and wanted to have sex with him many, many times. Even after I pointed out to her what a talentless wonk he is.
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