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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5777 Posts |
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts |
Wow.
That was really bad. Really bad. I hope I don't go to hell for saying so. |
Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5777 Posts |
Seagal's Buddhist, so no Hell where he is concerned...
You'll just be reincarnated as a Magician's Dove... Too bad you didn't like it though...
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts |
I didn't say I didn't like it.
I said it was bad. There is a big difference. It was so bad I kind of liked it. Like when you get an itch on your nose, but you don't scratch. You just let it get itchier and itchier until you can't stand it any more. THEN you scratch. Kind of like that. |
Tom Cutts Staff Northern CA 5925 Posts |
That was passable. Average for what gets produced these days. With digital technology, let's see him back it up live.
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts |
Well, the most interesting thing is how he was playing his guitar. He wasn't. But I read that he can really play. So why pretend you're playing by not really playing, when you can actually play?
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5777 Posts |
Well, since you asked...
Seagal playing live videos... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0uSvihFZn0&feature=related
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts |
Wait, he really DOES play the guitar that way.
Strange. |
Tom Cutts Staff Northern CA 5925 Posts |
Now that was awful. Couldn't tell a thing from that, not even why he wandered off stage half way through the song.
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5777 Posts |
You're all not reaching Nirvana!
But when you eventually do, send my best to Kurt Cobain yah... Get it? Nirvana, Cobain, Seagal, guitar, Buddhism...? No?
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5777 Posts |
Nevermind.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts |
Quote:
On 2009-01-01 12:33, Pakar Ilusi wrote: LOL! |
kcg5 Inner circle who wants four fried chickens and a coke 1868 Posts |
He claims he worked for the cia at some point...
Nobody expects the spanish inquisition!!!!!
"History will be kind to me, as I intend to write it"- Sir Winston Churchill |
Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5777 Posts |
I thought The Company (CIA) would never allow anyone to admit or disclose any involvement to covert "work"? Let alone to the Hollywood Mass Media...
I guess their silence or denial will be used by Seagal's people as signifying it's true that he's involved? Pretty convenient and clever if so... Kinda like the "NO" answer on a Ouija Board... Think about that one...
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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abc Inner circle South African in Taiwan 1081 Posts |
He is the reason we download stuff and not buy it. Would you honestly pay to see his latest two or three "blockbusters" or listen to his album.
Naaahhh. Download. |
Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5777 Posts |
I'm not even gonna go there Bro...
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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MagiClyde Special user Columbus, Ohio 871 Posts |
Magic! The quicker picker-upper!
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5777 Posts |
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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airship Inner circle In my day, I have driven 1594 Posts |
My wife loved Segal and wanted to have sex with him many, many times. Even after I pointed out to her what a talentless wonk he is.
'The central secret of conjuring is a manipulation of interest.' - Henry Hay
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