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Neznarf
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Q. What do you call a man floating behind a boat?
A. Bob

Q. What do you call a man hanging on the wall?
A. Art

Q. What do you call a man on a grill?
A. Frank

Q. What do you call a woman on a grill?
A. Patty

Q. What do you call two men above a window?
A. Curt 'n' Rod

Q. What do you call a man on your front porch?
A. Matt

Q. What do you call a man in the ditch?
A. Phil

Q. What do you call a woman with one leg?
A. Eileene
"Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass...it's about learning how to dance in the rain."
georgecoolla
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Didn't get the last one though...
Bill Ligon
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A sure sign of a misspent youth:
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I lean.
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ERIC
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Dah!
Neznarf
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Anymore clean ones.

No I P Daily.
"Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass...it's about learning how to dance in the rain."
Stuart Coyle
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What do you call a Chinese woman with one leg?

Irene!
Magic Enhancer
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Robert Haas
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Q: What do you call a man covered in fur?
a: Harry

Q: What do you call two guys who hang around the window?
A: Curt and Rod

Q: Whatdo you call a man with no arms and legs who is only 6" tall?
A: Dick (hey, get you mind out of the gutter!)

Q: Whatdo you call a man tightly packed into a thumbtip?
A: Phil

Q: Whatdo you call a man with no arms and no legs who plays on the Yankees?
A: First base

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs in the middle of the road?
A: Spot

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?
A: A cab

Q: What do you call a man who steals all of your magic props?
A: Rob- or you can call him.....

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Tom Lauten
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Q: What do you call a leper in a hot tub?
A: Stu
Living at and loving Loch Ness!
Stuart Coyle
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Hey...I'm not a leper! Nor am I bathing!
Thomas Wayne
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IMO, this genre of jokes is not funny in the format "What do you call a man who...", but I understand the politically-correct need of some to avoid offending that one rare individual who is without arms and legs. It doesn't bother me quite so much because the potentially offended individual probably won't be writing in to complain, and he certainly isn't coming over to my house to kick my... er, donkey.

That said, what do you call a man with no arms and no legs, hiding under a pile of leaves?

Russell.

TW
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Tom Lauten
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Quote:
On 2009-01-07 19:59, Stuart Coyle wrote:
Hey...I'm not a leper! Nor am I bathing!


Well, your second comment explains my mistake about your first.
Living at and loving Loch Ness!
hacketr2
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Q. What do you call a woman with one leg?
A. Eileene

Also I always follow up with:

Q. What do you call a woman with no legs?
A. Noleen
joseph
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What do you call a cool weatherman?

Winchell...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Maloney
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I like them all. I might use a couple. Smile

Especially Curt and Rod.
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joseph
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Q. What do you call a man who owns a Chrysler dealership?
A. Rusty ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
hacketr2
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Hers's another list:

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff!

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?
Doug! (Dug)

What do you call a man without a spade on his head?
Douglas! (Dug-less)

What do you call a man with a car on his head?
Jack!

What do you call a man in a bush?
Russell! (Rustle)

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?
Bob!

What do you call a man you dig up out of the ground?
Pete! (Peat)

What do you call a man who comes through your letterbox?
Bill!

What do you call a man who comes through a student letterbox?
Grant!

What do you call a man pouring water into a jug?
Phil! (Fill)

What do you call a man with a raincoat?
Mac!

What do you call a man with a large raincoat?
Big Mac!

What do you call a man with two raincoats?
Max! (Macs)

What do you call a man with two raincoats in a cemetery?
Max Bygraves! (Macs by graves)

What do you call a man with a ham sandwich?
Ahmed! (Ham-ed)

What do you call a man with three ham sandwiches?
Mohammed! (More ham-ed)

What do you call a man doing exercise?
Jim! (Gym)

What do you call a man correcting schoolwork?
Mark!

What do you call a man made out of rubber?
Johnny!

What do you call someone drilling holes in a piece of wood?
Boring!

What do you call a woman setting fire to bills?
Bernadette! (Burn a debt)

What do you call a woman wearing denim?
Jean!

What do you call a flying woman?
Rose!

What do you call a woman who comes in a bottle?
Cheri! (Sherry)

What do you call a woman juggling bottles of lager?
Beatrix! (Beer tricks)

What do you call a woman juggling bottles of lager and making something from clay?
Beatrix Potter!

What do you call a really small woman?
Dot!

What do you call a really happy woman?
Mary! (Merry)

What do you call a singing woman?
Carol!

What do you call a man at the side of a house?
Ali! (Alley)
hacketr2
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What do you call a man with a rabbit up his arse?

Warren

What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?

Roberto

What do you call a French man wearing sandals?

Philip Phlop

What do you call a man in a pot of vegetables?

Stew

What do You call a woman at the bottom of a tree?

Ruth

What do you call a mexican fireman?

Jose (Hose A)

This one is for the Irish;

What do you call someone who robs your pint?

Nick Mcguinness

What do you call a woman on a tennis court

Annette

What do you call a man with no shin bone

Tony

What do you call a black man flying a plane?

A pilot, you racist F*&ks!

What do you call a Spaniard who had his car stolen?

Carlos

What do you call a Spaniard just out of hospital?

Manuel

What do you call a woman between 2 houses?

Elaine


What do you call a man with a gun?

Eamon
Stanyon
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What do you call a dog with no legs?

Nothing...He wouldn't come even if you called him.
Stanyon

aka Steve Taylor

"Every move a move!"

"If you've enjoyed my performance half as much as I've enjoyed performing for you, then you've enjoyed it twice as much as me!"
Maloney
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Quote:
On 2009-07-23 09:54, Stanyon wrote:
What do you call a dog with no legs?

Nothing...He wouldn't come even if you called him.


That one made me laugh.
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Dynamike
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What do you call a magicians who blows up the Café?


Dynamike
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