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Neznarf Inner circle NY then AZ now 1840 Posts 
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Q. What do you call a man floating behind a boat?
A. Bob Q. What do you call a man hanging on the wall? A. Art Q. What do you call a man on a grill? A. Frank Q. What do you call a woman on a grill? A. Patty Q. What do you call two men above a window? A. Curt 'n' Rod Q. What do you call a man on your front porch? A. Matt Q. What do you call a man in the ditch? A. Phil Q. What do you call a woman with one leg? A. Eileene
"Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass...it's about learning how to dance in the rain."
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georgecoolla New user Canada 80 Posts
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Didn't get the last one though...
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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I lean.
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ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts
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Dah!
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Neznarf Inner circle NY then AZ now 1840 Posts
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Anymore clean ones.
No I P Daily.
"Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass...it's about learning how to dance in the rain."
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Stuart Coyle New user Australia 62 Posts
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What do you call a Chinese woman with one leg?
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Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts
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Q: What do you call a man covered in fur?
a: Harry Q: What do you call two guys who hang around the window? A: Curt and Rod Q: Whatdo you call a man with no arms and legs who is only 6" tall? A: Dick (hey, get you mind out of the gutter!) Q: Whatdo you call a man tightly packed into a thumbtip? A: Phil Q: Whatdo you call a man with no arms and no legs who plays on the Yankees? A: First base Q: What do you call a dog with no legs in the middle of the road? A: Spot Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A cab Q: What do you call a man who steals all of your magic props? A: Rob- or you can call him..... Robert Haas
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Tom Lauten Special user 689 Posts
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Q: What do you call a leper in a hot tub?
A: Stu
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Stuart Coyle New user Australia 62 Posts
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Hey...I'm not a leper! Nor am I bathing!
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Thomas Wayne Inner circle Alaska 1977 Posts
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IMO, this genre of jokes is not funny in the format "What do you call a man who...", but I understand the politically-correct need of some to avoid offending that one rare individual who is without arms and legs. It doesn't bother me quite so much because the potentially offended individual probably won't be writing in to complain, and he certainly isn't coming over to my house to kick my... er, donkey.
That said, what do you call a man with no arms and no legs, hiding under a pile of leaves? Russell. TW
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Tom Lauten Special user 689 Posts
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Quote:
On 2009-01-07 19:59, Stuart Coyle wrote: Well, your second comment explains my mistake about your first.
Living at and loving Loch Ness!
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hacketr2 New user 55 Posts
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Q. What do you call a woman with one leg?
A. Eileene Also I always follow up with: Q. What do you call a woman with no legs? A. Noleen |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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What do you call a cool weatherman?
Winchell...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Maloney Special user Newfoundland, Canada 709 Posts
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I like them all. I might use a couple.
Especially Curt and Rod.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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Q. What do you call a man who owns a Chrysler dealership?
A. Rusty ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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hacketr2 New user 55 Posts
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Hers's another list:
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff! What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug! (Dug) What do you call a man without a spade on his head? Douglas! (Dug-less) What do you call a man with a car on his head? Jack! What do you call a man in a bush? Russell! (Rustle) What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob! What do you call a man you dig up out of the ground? Pete! (Peat) What do you call a man who comes through your letterbox? Bill! What do you call a man who comes through a student letterbox? Grant! What do you call a man pouring water into a jug? Phil! (Fill) What do you call a man with a raincoat? Mac! What do you call a man with a large raincoat? Big Mac! What do you call a man with two raincoats? Max! (Macs) What do you call a man with two raincoats in a cemetery? Max Bygraves! (Macs by graves) What do you call a man with a ham sandwich? Ahmed! (Ham-ed) What do you call a man with three ham sandwiches? Mohammed! (More ham-ed) What do you call a man doing exercise? Jim! (Gym) What do you call a man correcting schoolwork? Mark! What do you call a man made out of rubber? Johnny! What do you call someone drilling holes in a piece of wood? Boring! What do you call a woman setting fire to bills? Bernadette! (Burn a debt) What do you call a woman wearing denim? Jean! What do you call a flying woman? Rose! What do you call a woman who comes in a bottle? Cheri! (Sherry) What do you call a woman juggling bottles of lager? Beatrix! (Beer tricks) What do you call a woman juggling bottles of lager and making something from clay? Beatrix Potter! What do you call a really small woman? Dot! What do you call a really happy woman? Mary! (Merry) What do you call a singing woman? Carol! What do you call a man at the side of a house? Ali! (Alley) |
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hacketr2 New user 55 Posts
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What do you call a man with a rabbit up his arse?
Warren What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe? Roberto What do you call a French man wearing sandals? Philip Phlop What do you call a man in a pot of vegetables? Stew What do You call a woman at the bottom of a tree? Ruth What do you call a mexican fireman? Jose (Hose A) This one is for the Irish; What do you call someone who robs your pint? Nick Mcguinness What do you call a woman on a tennis court Annette What do you call a man with no shin bone Tony What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist F*&ks! What do you call a Spaniard who had his car stolen? Carlos What do you call a Spaniard just out of hospital? Manuel What do you call a woman between 2 houses? Elaine What do you call a man with a gun? Eamon |
Stanyon Inner circle Landrum, S.C. by way of Chicago 3433 Posts
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
Nothing...He wouldn't come even if you called him.
Stanyon
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Maloney Special user Newfoundland, Canada 709 Posts
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On 2009-07-23 09:54, Stanyon wrote: That one made me laugh.
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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What do you call a magicians who blows up the Café?
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