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gaddy
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Very funny stuff I thought you guys might like:

http://www.cockeyed.com/archive/hobo/modern_hobo.html
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T. Sebastian
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HAHA!

"Olive trees" was my favorite.
So sorry I soiled your precious eyes.
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You guys get that this is someone's idea of a joke, right?

Frying oil can be found in MILLIONS of restaurants, so very easy to locate in any case...

ATM's, banks & reatsurants, etc., must clearly mark their fees by law, so why the need for special signs?...

My laptop TELLS ME where the connections are...

On those drives you take into strange roads you're going to be on the look-out for chalk drawings and not your 300.00 GPS?... and besides, how do they know WHICH GPS you have?...

Purell addicts usually keep a tube in their pocket...

I'm sure the Discover Card people are slapping their heads and thinking, Why did'nt WE think of chalk drawings instead on a 10 million dollar publicity blitz!... each year...

It's clever stuff, but it only proves someone had WAYYY too much time on their hands one day!
gaddy
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On 2009-01-09 19:26, Chance wrote:
You guys get that this is someone's idea of a joke, right?.........

.....It's clever stuff, but it only proves someone had WAYYY too much time on their hands one day!


Quote:
"Buskers here may actually be Virtuoso musicians planted by the Washington Post"


I dunno... Smile
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You mean they aren't real???

...and I JUST had them all tatooed on my inner arm for quick reference.

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Olive trees.......uh...I don't get that one.
Everybody wants to beleive.....we just help them along.
Chance
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They're as real as you make them out to be! Give them a try! Take it viral! Who knows, maybe they'll become so useful real hobbos will even start using them! LOL!!
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On 2009-01-10 04:11, The Mighty Fool wrote:
Olive trees.......uh...I don't get that one.

It's easy you Mighty Fool. Slip and fall from being slippery of the oil.
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I thought the olive one was because fresh olives are hard and all over the ground under the tree it would be like walking over a bunch of ball bearings.. that's just what I thought. Those hobos are sure tricky.
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