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Lyndel
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WOW! I wonder what that corn is made of? Is it compressible? LOL
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I wonder if they have those things that stick in the end of the corn so you don't have to get your hands messy. I think they call them pitchforks or something...lol

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Lyndel
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Can you imagine how much butter that would take?


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How the f- did they cook it? Hehehehe.
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Is that the big ear of corn from "All That"?
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Is that an ear of corn in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
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Freud was right!
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On 2009-01-22 11:07, Lyndel wrote:
Can you imagine how much butter that would take?
Lyndel


That's what she said!
<< Not normally my sense of humor but it seems somehow apt>>
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Can you imagine the pain if you got that corn caught between your teeth?
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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Lyndel
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On 2009-01-22 22:49, magicoftomh wrote:
Can you imagine the pain if you got that corn caught between your teeth?


Let's not even talk about the after effects of eating corn that big - when you go to the bathroom to take a deuce!


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How big would the kernels be if you popped it?...
Wait, how big does the microwave oven have to be?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Besides the humor part of it ... I am wondering if that is for sale. Could be useful for some shows.
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This is "earmarked" to be a classic....
You can force the corn with a "stalked deck"...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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On 2009-01-25 07:19, joseph wrote:
This is "earmarked" to be a classic....
You can force the corn with a "stalked deck"...


LOL That's a good one, Joseph
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Ear, ear!
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Must be something new from the Goshman line...
Sure hope it's supersoft and can multiply...
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Talk about a bunch of corn ball replies!
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On 2009-01-26 13:24, Father Photius wrote:
Talk about a bunch of corn ball replies!


I agree Padre! ...And not one mention of the chick with the sexy legs in the photo...


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