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On 2009-01-30 16:17, MagicMan888 wrote:
Man a stupid thread like this with 4 pages of posts!


um, that YOU started?
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Don't expect an eight year-old to understand why this thread keeps going. It reminds me of those threads that a fourteen year-old starts to complain about being mistreated here at the Café. When the kiddies somehow sneak into the bar, they don't quite understand the etiquette involved.

But Josh is a good teacher. He'll straighten the kid out.
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On 2009-01-31 12:03, stoneunhinged wrote:
Don't expect an eight year-old to understand why this thread keeps going. It reminds me of those threads that a fourteen year-old starts to complain about being mistreated here at the Café. When the kiddies somehow sneak into the bar, they don't quite understand the etiquette involved.

But Josh is a good teacher. He'll straighten the kid out.

Man you are the stupidest person on the face of the earth! AND IM 11!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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On 2009-01-31 13:01, MagicMan888 wrote:
AND IM 11!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Right. And I am the reincarnation of Ghandi.
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Gandi was skinny
Nobody expects the spanish inquisition!!!!!



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Are you calling me fat?

GRRR!
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Can I say I love the fact this has gone on this long?
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Almost a week longer than his dentist visit was scheduled.

Maybe they're not broken, just growing in?
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On 2009-01-31 12:03, stoneunhinged wrote:
Don't expect an eight year-old to understand why this thread keeps going. It reminds me of those threads that a fourteen year-old starts to complain about being mistreated here at the Café. When the kiddies somehow sneak into the bar, they don't quite understand the etiquette involved.

But Josh is a good teacher. He'll straighten the kid out.

Man you are the stupidest person on the face of the earth! AND IM 11!!!!!!!!!!!!!


You don't act 11. You don't even act 8. I've known 6-year olds with more maturity.
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Ooooooh! Dis'd by Mandrake. That's gotta be a first.
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I try to be polite but he tasks me!

I'll tell you something, if he continues like this, he's got a great career ahead of him as a troll!


http://www.catenamanor.com/index.php?comic=12

(Incidently, (sp) the "Bear" referred to is the "predator" cat in the house!

http://www.catenamanor.com/catenacharacters.html
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Poor poor thread going over to the 2nd page!
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I could not resist. You could not let the fact go that he lied, and then forced him to break his teeth out with a hammer for further attention.
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A tip for future dental breakage:

There's a product out there called Magicians Wax! Just use a "daub of wax" on the bit that fell out and you're good to go. And you can use it in a trick! Pretend to bite thru a dollar bill (preferably borrowed and signed) but in reality you put the bill between your broken tooth and the piece. The illusion is perfect! It looks exactly as if a tooth is penetrating the bill, and then the bill can be handed out for inspection. Where they expect to see a hole, they only find saliva!

By the way, I own all legal rights to this illusion, so don't sell it or use it in television performance.

Pardon my spelling.
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On 2009-01-30 03:47, stoneunhinged wrote:
Clint Howard looked 8 when he was 11.

http://www.themagiccafe.com/forums/uploa......Trek.jpg

See the similarity?


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On 2009-01-31 23:13, Josh the Superfluous wrote:
Ooooooh! Dis'd by Mandrake. That's gotta be a first.


A dis? Sounds to me sort of like a

SICK BURN!

I wonder if they'll ban me for that one?
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What is a "sick burn"?

Don't tell me. I like a challenge. I'll look it up, along with the term "bump".
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sick%20burn

I have a moustache. I lack a red leather jacket. And I don't think my remark fell into the category of "sick burn" at least not in the example given above.
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Juff, if some one types bump in a thread that has moved down from the top, if means the poster wants the question to be answered= "bump"ed to the top.


bump
Nobody expects the spanish inquisition!!!!!



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