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Bill Ligon
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I hope the Cardinals win because they work for the Pope.

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Yea, but doesn't the Pope help those who are Steelers?
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They might have a better chance had they not left good old Saint Louis!

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They darn near pulled it off. That Steeler has to have the longest toe in professional football. I swear I saw it grow 8 inches after that catch.
I'm not going to touch the religious inuendos.
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Father, I agree. I think Holmes will need to get some bigger shoes after that catch. What a game!

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Great game, anyway!
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Especially the second half.
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How about the last few minutes!
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Sorry, I'm lost. LOL.
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James Tong,

Not to worry. They are talking about a sporting event called the Superbowl. It is the American version of the World Cup. IT is American Football and they are making jokes about the names of the teams.
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Thanks, yellowjacket.
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James, I will explain it to you. It deals with a big golden bowl. It is called a Superbowl. It is filled with bird seed for red Cardinal birds. People try to steal the Superbowl and birdseed away from the Cardinal birds on a grass field, instead of a forest. Those people are call Steelers. If the Steelers can steel the Superbowl away from the cute little Cardinals without getting attacked too much from the Cardinal's poop, and getting pecked too many times, they win the game.

The game is almost like bullfighting in Spain. Am I making myself clear?
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Thanks, Dynamike. Sounds violent to me LOL. And I am still lost. That's because sports is not my cup of tea.
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Come over to America and try to play football one day. We will let you be the Quarterback. Oh yea, bring a sack too. You might make a lot of quarters in your sack on your first day..
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I'll remember that, Dynamike and also aware that you are pulling my leg LOL.
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Ahh man. I thought I had you for a minute.

On your side of town football is soccer. To us it is when a person runs a ball down a field while others try to take him to the ground.

To keep football from interfering with soccer in other countries, I think "Tackleball" is a better name.

Does anyone else have a better name for football?
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Shoeball? LOL
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On 2009-02-03 13:13, Dynamike wrote:

Does anyone else have a better name for football?


How about insanity.
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That could work

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Now try to explain what the Pro Bowl is...
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