I had a strange dream last night. I dreamt that Derren Brown was my personal shopper. He read my mind like "Well I can tell you aren't very good at doing Sybil but your Mary Jane is coming along.." After stating other random facts about me he says "...so I recommend you buy this Gucci dress!"

That is so strange. My vaguely magic linked dreams are the most memorable. Maybe I need a new wardrobe??? Or just improve on my flourishes..