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jay leslie
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For the record.... I was first with this. I have a sign in my car that reads:


"My stimulus package is bigger then your stimulus package"
JamesTong
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How's this game played, Jay?
Father Photius
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Well you just keep to magically stimulating your own package, leave mine alone.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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LOL!
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
<BR>A TASSEL ON THE LUNATIC FRINGE
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Bail me out of this one.. Smile ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie
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James.. and all


On a paper bag, write, "Bag Of Tricks".

Tell the audience "Magicians don't usually share their secrets BUT I will. Ready? I will now translate the term Bag Of Tricks into easy to understand language".

Turn the bag around and it reads "Stimulus Package". Smile
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Oh I like that one!
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
jay leslie
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Do it at your next meeting, I will.
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That's a good one, Jay. I like it too. LOL
Bill Ligon
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Yes, one to steal!
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
<BR>A TASSEL ON THE LUNATIC FRINGE
jay leslie
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No stealing necessary. It's my gift to you.
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