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magicbyswh Inner circle North East Tennessee 1550 Posts 
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If you do the Tony Stevens No Tear torn and restored what jokes are you using and reading from the torn pieces? Just curious what you are using.
Creator of Cereal Brainwave, Creator of the Tossed out Book
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Markymark Inner circle 1691 Posts
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I have 2 that I came up with myself that I want to be the only one using!
On the Dan Tong stand up dvd there are a few.About 10 'groaners' are on the Tonys Stevens/Mark Mason dvd.
''In memory of a once fluid man,crammed and distorted by the classical mess'' -Bruce Lee
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tophatter Inner circle connecticut 3341 Posts
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These are some great lines I wrote them done a few years ago from the Café .
Toilet seat was stolen from the police station police have nothing to go on ! Parachute for sale only used once slight stain ! Guitar for sale No strings attached ! Balloon prices were inflated ! Fish sales were floundering ! you can write these lines on the back of each torn piece of newspaper. |
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Harv Inner circle I'm building a fence with 1127 Posts
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Here's one from a Sammy Smith DVD (not verbatim...I haven't watched the DVD in ages):
It seems a truck carrying wigs and toupees overturned spilling everything onto the road. No one was hurt, but the police are still combing the area looking for clues. GROAN! LOL! |
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