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gallagher
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"Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink."
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As my Dr. said - "Your HEALTHIER than you THINK you are" and believe it or not - when worrying about it, I heard the same - out loud & no was in the room. I "Believe".
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“Never take **** from anyone because once you do it sets a precedent” - Greg Capullo
PaulPacific
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“Everyone probably thinks that I'm a raving nymphomaniac; that I have an insatiable sexual appetite, when the truth is - I'd rather read a book.”

~Madonna
Blessings on thee, little man,
barefoot boy with cheeks of tan...
Outward sunshine; inward joy,
Blessings on thee, barefoot boy! :-D
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My father had two great points he would preach that he most likely picked up somewhere else.

He would never take criticism from someone he wouldn't ask advice from.

He would never ask advice from someone he wouldn't want to trade places with. His main point here was that they live their advice and it got them where they are.
Danny Doyle
<BR>Semper Occultus
<BR>In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act....George Orwell
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"When you tear out a man's tongue, you are not proving him a liar, you're only telling the world that you fear what he might say."

George R.R. Martin
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"Some days you eat the bear. And some days the bear eats you, and you is eaten!" - Unknown.
"There's no time to lose," I heard her say.
"Catch your dreams before they slip away."
"Dying all the time, lose your dreams and you could lose your mind.
Ain't life unkind?"
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Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
~Steven Wright
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tommy
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"I'm not a magician, so yeah, we've got a photograph of our client in what appears to be inside a federal building or inside the Capitol with federal property."

Lawyer Dan Eckhart
If there is a single truth about Magic, it is that nothing on earth so efficiently evades it.

Tommy
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I submitted a quote earlier but I might have a new favorite:

The advantage of wisdom is that you can play dumb. The opposite is more difficult. - Kurt Tucholsky
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"If you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it...Want to change the world? there's nothing to it."
W. Wonka
Those who don't believe in magic will never find it.

-Roald Dahl
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"Rule 9 - Never go anywhere without a knife." - L. J. Gibbs
"There's no time to lose," I heard her say.
"Catch your dreams before they slip away."
"Dying all the time, lose your dreams and you could lose your mind.
Ain't life unkind?"
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Ideas are like children; there are none so wonderful as your own.

Chinese proverb (mentioned by Tom Mullica during his Penguin Magic lecture)
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Without rain,there would be no rainbows.
Roberto Juan
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Expect temptation to your last breath.

Anthony the Great
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On Jan 8, 2021, PaulPacific wrote:
“Everyone probably thinks that I'm a raving nymphomaniac; that I have an insatiable sexual appetite, when the truth is - I'd rather read a book.”

~Madonna


"Gee, I wonder why people might think that?"

~Me Smile Smile Smile
My ex-cat was named "Muffin". "Vomit" would be a better name for her. AKA "The Evil Ball of Fur".
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