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EsnRedshirt
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You know that feeling you get when you've carefully cut every piece of wood after precisely measuring everything twice, test fitted all the dados to make sure they're wide enough, and then, on final assembly, discover your pieces are somehow out of alignment, and you need to use the old standbys- the rubber mallet and pipe clamps- just to make it all fit together, and during the (overly violent) process, manage to split one of the load-bearing supports on the entertainment tower you're building right up the middle?

Yeah... I need a word to describe that feeling.

-Erik
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I've two....mother $%R@$)

The last thing I put together like that I got done and realized I had put the back on backward.
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Comradeship!
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MCMS
(Molding Covers a Multitude of Sins.)
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On 2009-04-05 17:45, MagicSanta wrote:
I've two....mother $%R@$)

The last thing I put together like that I got done and realized I had put the back on backward.


I've got two and the Café probably won't censor them.

"Mother Pussbucket"

thank you Peter Venkman.
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Just yell out "Number-Sign Percent Exlamation-Point Ampersand "

Its longer but you can say it everywhere.
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Good one mathew.

Ed, when does he say that line?
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I'm liking "Comradeship" the best, so far. It makes me feel a little less alone Smile

However, the MCMS idea is right up there too. I was planning on covering the edges on the cheap with contact paper, but that didn't quite work as planned, and molding will probably look best. Note to self- doing stuff on the cheap often ends up being more expensive in the end... Anyone need some gloss black contact paper pre-cut into 3/4" wide strips?
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In my case: par for the course
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On 2009-04-05 17:27, EsnRedshirt wrote:
You know that feeling you get when you've carefully cut every piece of wood after precisely measuring everything twice, test fitted all the dados to make sure they're wide enough, and then, on final assembly, discover your pieces are somehow out of alignment, and you need to use the old standbys- the rubber mallet and pipe clamps- just to make it all fit together, and during the (overly violent) process, manage to split one of the load-bearing supports on the entertainment tower you're building right up the middle?

Yeah... I need a word to describe that feeling.

-Erik

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Good one Doug.
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"Splitestroika" !
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You definitely need what Norm Abram offers all the time on "New Yankee Workshop": "a measured droring".
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On 2009-04-06 12:10, kcg5 wrote:
Good one mathew.

Ed, when does he say that line?


At some point when the Staypuft Marshmallow man shows up.

I think it's when the Marshmallow Man reaches the building and looks up at them.

I was always of the opinion that Venkman must've gone to Catholic school and that was the nickname of a particularly disliked teacher!
"...and if you're too afraid of goin' astray, you won't go anywhere." - Granny Weatherwax
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