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Pete Biro
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Joke I wrote this morning.

"I hear PETA is protesting the US Navy Seals. They say there was a fourth sniper and he shot the Parrot that was on one of the Pirate's shoulders. Smile
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pepka
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Uh, I'm the one on the right.
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HA!
rannie
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Oh man!
"If you can't teach an old dog new tricks, trick the old dog to learn."

-Rannie Raymundo-
aka The Boss
aka The Manila Enforcer

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Ethan Orr
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"What do you call a cellar full of conservatives?

A WHINE cellar."

Ahhh, jokes sure are funny.
Pete Biro
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Ethan: If you are for redistribution of wealth. Send me half your money, OK?
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Drew Manning
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Pete, I will send you half mine. Don't be upset when you get an empty envelope :wink:
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice
Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime,
When you have a good martini time!

-The Reverend Horton Heat
tabman
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That gives shooting the bird a whole new meaning!!

-=tabman
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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Ray Haining
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Pete, I doubt if Ethan, a freelance writer and poet, has much money.
Father Photius
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Well blow me down! Good one, Pete.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Harris Deutsch
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I saw one..that read...Bankers are giving Pirates a bad name.


The funny papers are not for kids (in many ways never were!)
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
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Ray Haining
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Watch out. Pete is a conservative and on the side of bankers.
TheGiz
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Liberal: too scared to fight, too fat to run!
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Bill Ligon
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A sure sign of a misspent youth:
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Conservative: Starts the fight, then runs like heck.




Bill
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Eric Woods
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Independent: Avoids the fight by staying out of it.
Bill Ligon
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A sure sign of a misspent youth:
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Libertarian: "Fight? Where?"
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
<BR>A TASSEL ON THE LUNATIC FRINGE
Eric Woods
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Constitutionalist: What exactly are the rules?
Lawrence O
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Bipartisan: let's get the tax payers' money we'll then see what we get paid for to do with it.
Magic is the art of proving impossible things in parallel dimensions that can't be reached
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Anarchist: Stuff 'em all.
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