Hey Guys

I just thought of a funny little game. List anything magical that you know, but next to them write down what you think the name of the thing would mean to a layman:

I'll start:

1) Double lift - What Pam Anderson did
2) Arscanio Spread - With toast please
3) Hofzinser Spread Control - Get ready for that rubber glove . . .
4) Tenkai Palm - More awesome than than the five fingered touch of death
5) Downs Palm - (I won't sink that low)
6) Buck naked - (I'll skip this one, too)
7) Greg Wilson - Greg Wilson! (Magician's note: No, not THAT Greg Wilson, the OTHER
Greg Wilson)
8) Slip Cut - Why would anybody want to do that!?

I'm to go home now and use my enormous amount of free time to see what else I can add to the list.

Dove Pan: Must be for cooking a French dish.
Svengali deck: The floor of a mystic's boat.
Chinese rings: That unPC joke about phoning Mr Wong.
Chop Cup: Impractical pork holder
Pompom pole: European Cheerleader
Rising wand: Matron!
Whiskey and Soda: Cheers!

Transposition- How to get out of paying bills "It wasn't me, it was the other guy"
Sword basket - I wish I could put so-and -so in there
Zig Zag - The diet illusion
coin through coin- That's impossible
Hopping Half - I hope this guy doesn't want a tip, he already has enough money.

Small red balls - "Medic!"
Classic Pass - "You come here often?"
Palming it - "Is it that lonely being a magician?"
Final load - "...and then he just grabbed his chest and died!"
Kepplinger holdout - "Why are you always so stingy with your kepplingers?"
Vanishing wand - "Uh huh. Is that anything like the sausage trick?"
Multiple shift - "Can't they get anyone else to deliver pizzas?"

Elmsley Count - the guy that lives in the Elmsley castle.

Reverse Pass - "Do you perform here often?"

Short Card - A funny little guy
The count cop - The guy that raided the Elmsley castle (thanks for the castle Larry)
Faro Shuffle - An ancient Egyptian dance?
Second Deal - A counter offer?
Cups and Balls - Necessary for contact sports?
Milk Build - What cows get before milking?
Jog Shuffle - When you're too tired to run anymore..

Invisible pass -kissing her in the dark

Assistants revenge = Assistants revenge
Zombie Ball = You get inside and go crazy
Chop Cups = Some kind of a kitchen gadget, "But we can't do this all day, folks"
Bill in lemon = A sneaky way to stick someone with the restaurant tab
Book test = Something I though I got away from when I graduated High School
Nail Wri***r = A way to scribble small notes on your nail so you can go shopping

Ghost Deck..The main floor of the abandoned pirate ship...
Force Deck..The main floor of the Millenium Falcon...
R & S Deck..Your new deck after the little kid with the ice cream cone handled it...

Hot Rod - a very fast chopped car.

Greek Break - A Mediterranean get away..

Lota bowl - where you put your lottery tickets
Phantom tube - Is that tube for talking to ghosts?
Crystal casket - Made for those with too much money.
Flash - You know what they think.
Hold out - asking for a tip
gimmick - cleaver marketing

Sponge balls(red is back in style)

Breather Crimp - What the mechanic did to fix the car
Double Undercut - What the kid did to win the tournament in Karate Kid #73
False Transfer - Inadvertently getting the dead guys blood on your hand's whilst not involved with actual murder

Oh no...I dread to imagine a Kelly Bottom Placement!

Straitjacket - Straightjacket

Flipper quarter....What state is that from?...

Marked Deck...the first level of the Titanic to drown.

Tenkai Pinch - what a Japanese masher does to a lady in an elevator