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Ibidem-something Mike Tyson did to Evander Holyfields ear.
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French drop --- Class quitter
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Impotent Magician... A distinguished, well known conjurer.
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Barium- What the audience does to the magician when he bombs.
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Quantum Bender- another name for The Hadron Collider
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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False Count --- an undocumented guest (or White House party crasher)
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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False Count--an imposter to nobility.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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False Count --- Makes more effort impress others than a "No Count"
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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False count-a politicians interpretation of a true count
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Slip cut --- Possible injury from running with scissors
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17380 Posts
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False count - George Hamilton playing Dracula...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Coin Pull ---- A heavy tipper
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17380 Posts
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Slop shuffle..letting some swine mix the cards...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Square circle= a psychological exam trick question.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17380 Posts
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Double lift..2 people on a t-bar...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Second deal - the deal that comes after the first.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Slip cut --- an injury caused by sweaty hands and a too sharp knife
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Dove toss - throwing the soap.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Square knot --- A well defined defect in a bad piece of lumber
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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(lol, better than where you put it the first time)
Super X - a type of ammunition.
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