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Double exchange- taking something back to the store twice.
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Bicycle deck..where you store your bikes on a cruise ship...
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Himber wallet- a wallet for a himber as opposed to a herber.
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Jumbo chinese coin..what a sumo wrestler spends at the market...
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Father Photius
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Astrosphere- An old football stadium in Houston.
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When they see Dynamike approach stage, they think a "pimp show" is about to start.
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10 Exact Cuts..an old method of torture...
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Bob Sanders
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Professor's Nightmare --- fear I will take another class from them
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Professor's Nightmare--Bob's fear that he will have to go back to teaching.
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Bob Sanders
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Slip knot --- used to tie up a boat you plan to steal later.
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Father Photius
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Total recall- a device used by telemarketers to redail numbers that hung up.
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Bob Sanders
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Bill snatcher --- your kids while you are receiving change at McDonalds
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Pull- what it says on the door you are trying to open by pushing.
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Bob Sanders
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Paddle move --- smart thing to handle getting done if it's near her and she's mad
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Double lift -- 2 shots of Ole Homocide whiskey on New Years Eve...
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Back Palm- what my mother always gave me when I smarted off to her.
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When Fr. Photius arrives at a house to perform, and the parent say, "No, I requested a magician, not Santa Claus."
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(ROFL, you posted that one on the wrong thread, Dynamike)

Micro cup- what a cheap bartender gives you when you order a drink.
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Bob Sanders
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Chop cup --- protective gear for judo class
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Switch-a-roo ..Dynamike changing into a clown...
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