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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
Dynamike
A terrorist. |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17449 Posts |
Juggler..that vein in your neck...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
One ahead.
About to win a marathon race. |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
Nail Writer – A strong metal nail we use to engrave our property.
Center Tear – The middle tear on a person’s face, crying by being amazed by a mentalist. Remote Viewing – One hour of us viewing our act with a remote control after performance. Clairvoyance – An french female emperor. Telepathy – When a messenger gets on the telephone and signals the cameramen to start recording for the performance. Metal Bending – When a machine is bending the stage props in shape. (microphone, poster tripod, curtain rings, etc.) Sightless Vision – When a person wakes up from being hypnotized and remembers nothing. Cold Reading – Reading a book that is frozen with ice. Psychic – A person with a cloned brain. Biokinesis – When two or more of the performer’s kin are in the audience. The Outlaw – A person who performs mentalism in the Wild, Wild West. Peak Wallet – When a person glances in his/her wallet to check if they have enough money for a mentalist performance. Electric Touch – The shocking information people gossip about a mentalist. Thought Transmitter – A machine that translates thoughts of two people when wired together. Mindvention – Once a year conventions about how the mind was invented. Mental Epic – Special TV episodes dealing with the mind. Swami – A swarm of pencils being thrown in the air. Book Test – The book test given to a magician to find out if he can be a mentalist. PK Ring (Phony Kale Ring) – When a person gets a phony telephone ring about being promoted to Kale for mentalism class. Billet Switch – When mentalist switch sleeping quarters to perform in different locations. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billet ESP – Environmental Software for Professional mentalist. Sixth Sense – The common sense of a sixth grader. 8th Sense – The common sense of an eighth grader. Body Language – When a mentalist sends a signal to stage crew to take intermission. 13 Steps – The thirteenth step of a pyramid. PSI (Pet Sitter International) – A company you can call to babysit your pets while you leave to watch a mentalist perform. http://www.petsit.com/ Pro Thumper – Football games played by professional mentalist. Telekinesis - Your telekinephews sisters |
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Charles Gaff Loyal user 204 Posts |
Cups and balls... reproduction integrity device.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9501 Posts |
# 2 pencil. A pencil that goes #2
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17449 Posts |
Egg bag..an old hen...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9501 Posts |
Flash Paper, a publication the Flash puts out.
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17449 Posts |
Shirt pull .. how to undress your kid at bedtime...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You have a envelope marked "Knots-Off"
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9501 Posts |
Why is that guy posting at 5:am, doesn't he have a normal job?
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17449 Posts |
You should know by now
we aren't normal...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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friend2cptsolo Elite user Spent all this time on the Cafe' and all I have to show for it is 445 Posts |
P.A.T.E.O.= PATIO??
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17449 Posts |
Matrix .. that movie with all the bad acting...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9501 Posts |
Matrix, Trix you only do in May
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17449 Posts |
Square circle .. what rasslers fight in...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9501 Posts |
Bullet Catch
The ejector on a rifle.
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17449 Posts |
Bill tube..where a dollar goes when you swallow it...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9501 Posts |
Foo Can
A can you throw all your grease
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17449 Posts |
Seconds..
..another helping at the Chinese buffet...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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