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Irfaan Kahan
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Hey Guys

I just thought of a funny little game. List anything magical that you know, but next to them write down what you think the name of the thing would mean to a layman:

I'll start:

1) Double lift - What Pam Anderson did
2) Arscanio Spread - With toast please
3) Hofzinser Spread Control - Get ready for that rubber glove . . .
4) Tenkai Palm - More awesome than than the five fingered touch of death
5) Downs Palm - (I won't sink that low)
6) Buck naked - (I'll skip this one, too)
7) Greg Wilson - Greg Wilson! (Magician's note: No, not THAT Greg Wilson, the OTHER
Greg Wilson)
8) Slip Cut - Why would anybody want to do that!?

I'm to go home now and use my enormous amount of free time to see what else I can add to the list.
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magicgeorge
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Dove Pan: Must be for cooking a French dish.
Svengali deck: The floor of a mystic's boat.
Chinese rings: That unPC joke about phoning Mr Wong.
Chop Cup: Impractical pork holder
Pompom pole: European Cheerleader
Rising wand: Matron!
Whiskey and Soda: Cheers!
jay leslie
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Transposition- How to get out of paying bills "It wasn't me, it was the other guy"
Sword basket - I wish I could put so-and -so in there
Zig Zag - The diet illusion
coin through coin- That's impossible
Hopping Half - I hope this guy doesn't want a tip, he already has enough money.
Thomas Wayne
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Small red balls - "Medic!"
Classic Pass - "You come here often?"
Palming it - "Is it that lonely being a magician?"
Final load - "...and then he just grabbed his chest and died!"
Kepplinger holdout - "Why are you always so stingy with your kepplingers?"
Vanishing wand - "Uh huh. Is that anything like the sausage trick?"
Multiple shift - "Can't they get anyone else to deliver pizzas?"
MOST magicians: "Here's a quarter, it's gone, you're an idiot, it's back, you're a jerk, show's over." Jerry Seinfeld
Larry Bean
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Elmsley Count - the guy that lives in the Elmsley castle.
Outbreak Monkey
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Quote:
Classic Pass - "You come here often?"

Reverse Pass - "Do you perform here often?"
Outbreak Monkey
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Short Card - A funny little guy
The count cop - The guy that raided the Elmsley castle (thanks for the castle Larry)
Faro Shuffle - An ancient Egyptian dance?
Second Deal - A counter offer?
Cups and Balls - Necessary for contact sports?
Milk Build - What cows get before milking?
Jog Shuffle - When you're too tired to run anymore..
Father Photius
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Invisible pass -kissing her in the dark
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
jay leslie
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Assistants revenge = Assistants revenge
Zombie Ball = You get inside and go crazy
Chop Cups = Some kind of a kitchen gadget, "But we can't do this all day, folks"
Bill in lemon = A sneaky way to stick someone with the restaurant tab
Book test = Something I though I got away from when I graduated High School
Nail Wri***r = A way to scribble small notes on your nail so you can go shopping
joseph
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Ghost Deck..The main floor of the abandoned pirate ship...
Force Deck..The main floor of the Millenium Falcon...
R & S Deck..Your new deck after the little kid with the ice cream cone handled it...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Father Photius
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Hot Rod - a very fast chopped car.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Outbreak Monkey
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Greek Break - A Mediterranean get away..
Eric Woods
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Lota bowl - where you put your lottery tickets
Phantom tube - Is that tube for talking to ghosts?
Crystal casket - Made for those with too much money.
Flash - You know what they think.
Hold out - asking for a tip
gimmick - cleaver marketing
coolini
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Sponge balls(red is back in style)
Irfaan Kahan
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Breather Crimp - What the mechanic did to fix the car
Double Undercut - What the kid did to win the tournament in Karate Kid #73
False Transfer - Inadvertently getting the dead guys blood on your hand's whilst not involved with actual murder
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Roger Kelly
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Oh no...I dread to imagine a Kelly Bottom Placement!
Dynamike
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Straitjacket - Straightjacket
joseph
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Flipper quarter....What state is that from?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Marked Deck...the first level of the Titanic to drown.
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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Father Photius
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Tenkai Pinch - what a Japanese masher does to a lady in an elevator
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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