Gypsy curse .. something you get when you don't pay the fortune teller...

Flaming Book --- Politically Incorrect report on actual failures of functions in government with names!

Top change-----new hair cut!
or the first coin in your pocket.

Finger Palm ---- A very small palm tree

Invisible Deck---- A glass bottom boat

A floating table-----------De'bris floating in the water after a ship wreck.

Silk Fountain ---- Place where the girls go to show off their new clothes

Marked Deck ---- Designated area for the chopper landing

Malini egg bag --- bag to hold eggs layed by a Malini

Flash paper --- the future of any papers required of US Agencies by Congress

Mexican turnover --- a Quesadilla

Loops .. the train ride in downtown Chicago...

Dove pocket --- someting a dove hunter hopes he needs.

Dealing Seconds --- time it takes a salesman to close a sale

Fake hand ---- half-hearted applause

Egg Dropper --- a very private part of a chicken

Magic Marker --- An IOU from a magician for props bought

Newtons nightmare when things start falling up.

False count --- one your lawyer thinks you might beat

Predicta Total: What Congress does with the yearly budget. Hank ball: Henry Aaron's baseball in the Hall of Fame. Coin ladder: the steps on the Lincoln Memorial on the U.S. penny. Zombie Ball: A dance for Dracula types. Card fan: a cooling device for baseball players in St. Louis. 20th Century silks: what my grandmother wore. Servante: Alfred in Batman movies. Cube on Release: sugar at Starbuck's. Professor's Nightmare: Obama's tax plan. Linking Rings: a toast at a wedding reception. Knife thru Coat: a felony charge.