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A terrorist.
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Juggler..that vein in your neck...
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One ahead.

About to win a marathon race.
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Nail Writer – A strong metal nail we use to engrave our property.
Center Tear – The middle tear on a person’s face, crying by being amazed by a mentalist.
Remote Viewing – One hour of us viewing our act with a remote control after performance.
Clairvoyance – An french female emperor.
Telepathy – When a messenger gets on the telephone and signals the cameramen to start recording for the performance.
Metal Bending – When a machine is bending the stage props in shape. (microphone, poster tripod, curtain rings, etc.)
Sightless Vision – When a person wakes up from being hypnotized and remembers nothing.
Cold Reading – Reading a book that is frozen with ice.
Psychic – A person with a cloned brain.
Biokinesis – When two or more of the performer’s kin are in the audience.
The Outlaw – A person who performs mentalism in the Wild, Wild West.
Peak Wallet – When a person glances in his/her wallet to check if they have enough money for a mentalist performance.
Electric Touch – The shocking information people gossip about a mentalist.
Thought Transmitter – A machine that translates thoughts of two people when wired together.
Mindvention – Once a year conventions about how the mind was invented.
Mental Epic – Special TV episodes dealing with the mind.
Swami – A swarm of pencils being thrown in the air.
Book Test – The book test given to a magician to find out if he can be a mentalist.
PK Ring (Phony Kale Ring) – When a person gets a phony telephone ring about being promoted to Kale for mentalism class.
Billet Switch – When mentalist switch sleeping quarters to perform in different locations. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billet
ESP – Environmental Software for Professional mentalist.
Sixth Sense – The common sense of a sixth grader.
8th Sense – The common sense of an eighth grader.
Body Language – When a mentalist sends a signal to stage crew to take intermission.
13 Steps – The thirteenth step of a pyramid.
PSI (Pet Sitter International) – A company you can call to babysit your pets while you leave to watch a mentalist perform. http://www.petsit.com/
Pro Thumper – Football games played by professional mentalist.
Telekinesis - Your telekinephews sisters
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Cups and balls... reproduction integrity device.
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# 2 pencil. A pencil that goes #2
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Egg bag..an old hen...
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Flash Paper, a publication the Flash puts out.
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Shirt pull .. how to undress your kid at bedtime...
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Why is that guy posting at 5:am, doesn't he have a normal job?
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You should know by now
we aren't normal...
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P.A.T.E.O.= PATIO??
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Matrix .. that movie with all the bad acting...
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Matrix, Trix you only do in May
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Square circle .. what rasslers fight in...
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Bullet Catch
The ejector on a rifle.
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Bill tube..where a dollar goes when you swallow it...
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Foo Can
A can you throw all your grease
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Seconds..

..another helping at the Chinese buffet...
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