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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts 
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When you water your feather flowers.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9503 Posts
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When you follow pigons around hoping they loose a feather or two so you can make your own feather flowers!
Jay Leslie
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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When you watch a black cow give white milk and eat green grass.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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When you get a call to come bail out Dynamike because he was using his topit to shopt lift.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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When you have been practicing for 50 years and not performed one show.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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(LOL, well I've practiced more than 50 years, but have done lots of shows, just not into the showbusiness grind anymore, but that would mean you had been too long in magic, Mike. I have to give you that point!)
When your performing rabbits are so spoiled they refuse to eat iceburg lettece and insist on radicho.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Zaprig1 Elite user 470 Posts
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When you've called every hatchery in the tri-state area and end up just asking "Got Doves?" by your 15th call...........
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Zaprig1 Elite user 470 Posts
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And......when you're certain you own more coin wallets than you've ever owned (or will own) regular.
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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When you have a house of over 500 rabbits.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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When you believe that Dynamike has over 500 rabbits.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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When you walk out a house with bird poo all over you.
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Maloney Special user Newfoundland, Canada 709 Posts
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And then discover you don't own a bird.
When you sleep with the zoo. Dang, is that my wife!
The Magic and Illusion of Jordan Maloney
"Experience the Unexplainable" www.jordanmaloney.com Go check it out! |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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When you have an average of over 30 post a day on the Café.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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When you stay up late hoping to post just one more after Dynamike has posted.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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(well why do you do it too?)
When you are still posting even though Magicoftomh, Kyle, Jocdoc, Stoneunhinged, Harris, Larry Bean and John Heggie quit posting in this forum. |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17499 Posts
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When your doorbell sounds like linking rings crashing together...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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When you are playing the 3 card monte on an undercover police officer.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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Quote:
On 2009-07-30 07:46, Dynamike wrote: And you take his money!
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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(use it to bail out of jail)
When you feel like a kid when you are performing. |
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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When you escape from jail and you aren't Jay Leslie.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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