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On 2009-07-31 12:17, jay leslie wrote:
I have a shell for a bowling ball, so I can do that but I need bigger pockets.


When you think Jay Leslie would look cool wearing some of those big baggie low rider pants with huge pockets.
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As if he did not perform his jail escape correctly.
tabman
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On 2009-07-31 13:10, Dynamike wrote:
As if he did not perform his jail escape correctly.


When you don't understand the above statement.
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When you do understand the above statement on my side of town.
tabman
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Thanks for explaining that to me.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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Being in jail with no belt to hold up the inmates' pants is the motive that started the saggy pants dress style. I think Jay would look cute in them. His explanation line could be "As you can see my last attempt to escape out of a jail cell took longer than I expected. Ya kno' wha' I'm say'n?"
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On 2009-07-31 12:01, joseph wrote:
You marry a girl named Nani Copperfield...


When my wife decided to change her name to Nani Tong Smile
tabman
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On 2009-07-31 14:27, Dynamike wrote:
Being in jail with no belt to hold up the inmates' pants is the motive that started the saggy pants dress style. I think Jay would look cute in them. His explanation line could be "As you can see my last attempt to escape out of a jail cell took longer than I expected. Ya kno' wha' I'm say'n?"


That's good and funny too. I get it now. I haven't been in jail since the 60s and didn't know.

When you get it by the second try.
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I wonder what the time frame between the first attempt and the last attempt is.
jay leslie
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On 2009-07-31 14:03, tabman wrote:
Thanks for explaining that to me.


Since you understand it... could you explain it to the rest of the class?
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On 2009-07-31 15:17, jay leslie wrote:
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On 2009-07-31 14:03, tabman wrote:
Thanks for explaining that to me.


Since you understand it... could you explain it to the rest of the class?


That's a good one, Jay Smile
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I've got to stop reading this stuff. It's giving me a complex.

Dynamike thinks I would look cute with saggy pants and tabman wants me to carry my big balls in my pants.

What's next RPOM ?
Father Photius
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When everybody's assistant is changing their first name to "Nani".
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tabman
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On 2009-07-31 15:33, jay leslie wrote:
I've got to stop reading this stuff. It's giving me a complex.

Dynamike thinks I would look cute with saggy pants and tabman wants me to carry my big balls in my pants.

What's next RPOM ?


When we do it only because we know you can take it!!!
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Father Photius
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When you wonder if you could teach a flea to do real magic tricks on small scale so you could have a flea magic show.
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Maloney
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When you look at a cheese grader and think of all the possibilities.
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Shredded and restored cheese.

Planting cabbage and razor blades and raising a crop of cole slaw.
Maloney
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Eating that cole slaw.
The Magic and Illusion of Jordan Maloney
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When you look at the last two posts and shudder at the possibilites.
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Maloney
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When you wait here for someone to post.
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