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joseph
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The library in your den consists of all magic books...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
jay leslie
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The library, the bathroom, the kitchen, your office, the garage, the entrance, under the dining room table and most of the living room and under the front seat of your car, and above the visor and in the side pocket of the car and your suits, all 12 of them. Oh, Under you bed and in the linen closet and the oven which you use for duplicates. n the winter you use them for snow shoes. You stapled a bunch together as a step stool. There's a soft-bound under a table leg. And you even use them to hold your car up when you change a tire.
tabman
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When you have one of Kozak's hand-me-down tux jackets complete with all the extra stitchery in your closet.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
JamesTong
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When you wake up in the middle of the night and start performing for the dog.
Sixten
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When you wake up in the middle of the night and there's your dog performing for you.
Dynamike
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When you slow down your posting after reaching 10,000.
Zaprig1
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When you wake in the middle of the night swinging in the air because you were just punching someone's stupid looking mask AND jaw loose.........
Dynamike
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When you go crazy over your first performance.
tabman
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When you go crazy after your last performance.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
Father Photius
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When magic and performing have driven you crazy.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
tabman
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When you have driven all the other Magicians crazy!
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
jay leslie
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And charged them per mile.

Posted: Aug 3, 2009 2:57pm
When you go to Holland and instead of wearing wooden shoes you wear Drawer Boxes.
tabman
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Quote:
On 2009-08-03 14:57, jay leslie wrote:
When you go to Holland and instead of wearing wooden shoes you wear Drawer Boxes.


When you decide that this may be the best one of all times!!!

That one got me. Smile
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
JamesTong
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That is a real funny one too.
jay leslie
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They say that when two people know each other long enough they start to look like each other.... Right - Father Photius?

Click here to view attached image.
Dynamike
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(it looks like Dynamike is turning into Michael Jackson with a beard.)

When Photius catches a sun tan from doing too much street busking.
MagicBus
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When your office desktop mousepad is still the "Magic At Your Fingertips" pad that has the various shops and manufacturers web sites on it (came free with MAGIC magazine a few years ago?)... When you inform non-magicians of your web site http://www.christianmagician.org even though they don't give a rat's tail about magic... That you "straightened out" a perfectly good Jumbo Invisible Bicycle deck because you needed a larger deck of cards to force the Seven of Diamonds for your version of "Planted"... When you can't wait for Abbott's to begin, only two days from now... That "hot trix" to you is a magic site... That you know the spider backdrop frame is very similar to the frame for a blow up camping mattress... That you picked up free products thrown out over the magicians heads by Cresey Products... That you know what a mobius strip is as well as mobiusmagic... That you have at least 5 or 6 music stands, snare drum stands, chrome music stands of all sorts because you hope to attach them to magic tops someday to make more magic tables... That you have at least six black and purple velvet Halloween capes that you might use in the future to drape over your magic stands... That you have at least three reels, none of which work very well with "The Serpentine Silk"... That you wonder how Dale Salwak does the "Serpentine Silk" so effortlessly... That you wonder how David Blaine would do performing magic at a birthday party for 10 year olds...
Dynamike
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When you wear a thump tip on each finger.
jay leslie
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Then, where would you wear your finger tip?

Don't answer that one.
Dynamike
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When you wear a toe tip.
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