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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17381 Posts 
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You put your dirty laundry into a snake basket...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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When the M, A, G, I, and C letters of your keyboard are worn out.
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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2869 Posts
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Love that one. When your "Escape" key on your computer has a picture of Houdini...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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On 2009-08-03 21:11, joseph wrote: My sword basket is my hamper and I tell the new assistants that it smells funny because it's been sitting for a while. I hand the wise assistants a bottle of 409 but the really smart ones come with their own.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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When you look at that poster picture that Jay made and start to think, "now didn't I use to do that illusion?_
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17381 Posts
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When you photoshop Dynamike avatars...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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You use your duck bucket on the farm by showing all the fat chickens a full bucket of seed but not giving it to them... (Puts them on a diet and saves you money).
Jay Leslie
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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On 2009-08-04 00:15, Father Photius wrote: Which illusion, Fr. Photius? 
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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When its been so long since you did big illusions you can't remember the names of any of the big illusions you did.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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When you make your girl friend wear a broom harness so you can hook her up to a fence if she drinks too much.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17381 Posts
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You threaten your dog with your flea circus...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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When you begin to wonder why Congress can make you an officer and a gentleman but can't make you a decent magician?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Zaprig1 Elite user 470 Posts
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When you have to constantly remind yourself to move your mag coin holdout from your back to your front pocket when you get in the car so as not to destroy the memory chip in your power driver's seat!!!
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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When you are performing for David Copperfield.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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When you have so many books the Library Of Congress calls YOU.
Jay Leslie
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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When you buy the new Dai Vernon compendium book even though you have all the originals tucked away in a box someplace.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17381 Posts
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Your commode is shaped like a thimble...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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When you get the idea that putting a flush handle on your top hat will help you make things disappear easier.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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When you use duct tape and coat hangers to make your props.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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When you keep your bottle tricks in a medicine cabinet.
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