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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
When you're doing your famous beans across routine and can't remember where you hid the extra bean.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When you look at a roll of alumiinum foil and think "Impromptu Zombie Ball"
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
When you look at a roll of aluminum foil and think "aluminum foil hat!"
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
When you get arrested for pickpocketing.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
When you get tossed out of church for busking during the Sunday sermon...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
When you try entertaining a non-magic believing religion.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
When you eat cereal out of half of your zombie ball..(Frankenberries?)...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
When you have a closet full of sponges from floor to ceiling. (not including hers)
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
When you wear a zombie ball as a coconut bra.
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When you wear aluminum foil around your ankles so the Zoolans don't attack you with their transmorgifier ray gun during your act.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
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On 2009-08-08 13:37, Father Photius wrote: Fr. Photius, you must be reading 'Calvin and Hobbes' more than magic related info |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
When you read magic and science books in church.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
When you are day dreaming about magic all then time?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
When you pull a toy gun on a police officer.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
When you tell the police officer that you can escape from his handcuff blind folded?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
When you tell a police officer you can catch his bullet with your teeth.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
When you drive blindfolded.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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stempleton Inner circle 1443 Posts |
...when your favorite restaurant starts giving you plastic utensils because you always leave a bent fork from "floating" your knife behind your napkin (true story.)
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
When your favorite restaurant makes you pay in advance because they've seen the "Watch me disappear" trick, once too often.
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
When your favorite restaurant only serves Magicians and their guests!
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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