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tabman
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When you're doing your famous beans across routine and can't remember where you hid the extra bean.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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Father Photius
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When you look at a roll of alumiinum foil and think "Impromptu Zombie Ball"
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
tabman
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When you look at a roll of aluminum foil and think "aluminum foil hat!"
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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Dynamike
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When you get arrested for pickpocketing.
joseph
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When you get tossed out of church for busking during the Sunday sermon...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Dynamike
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When you try entertaining a non-magic believing religion.
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When you eat cereal out of half of your zombie ball..(Frankenberries?)...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Dynamike
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When you have a closet full of sponges from floor to ceiling. (not including hers)
jay leslie
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When you wear a zombie ball as a coconut bra.
Father Photius
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When you wear aluminum foil around your ankles so the Zoolans don't attack you with their transmorgifier ray gun during your act.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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On 2009-08-08 13:37, Father Photius wrote:
When you wear aluminum foil around your ankles so the Zoolans don't attack you with their transmorgifier ray gun during your act.


Fr. Photius, you must be reading 'Calvin and Hobbes' more than magic related info Smile
Dynamike
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When you read magic and science books in church.
JamesTong
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When you are day dreaming about magic all then time?
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When you pull a toy gun on a police officer.
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When you tell the police officer that you can escape from his handcuff blind folded?
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When you tell a police officer you can catch his bullet with your teeth.
tabman
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When you drive blindfolded.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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stempleton
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...when your favorite restaurant starts giving you plastic utensils because you always leave a bent fork from "floating" your knife behind your napkin (true story.)
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When your favorite restaurant makes you pay in advance because they've seen the "Watch me disappear" trick, once too often.
tabman
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When your favorite restaurant only serves Magicians and their guests!
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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